U.S. Marine & French woman

[noff57]

The train was crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only one left was taken by a poodle belonging to a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman'...

'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' the war-weary Marine asked,

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under the dog.
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,

'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.


You hold the fork in the wrong hand.

You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.


And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.'

[mauve66]

 

[craigandlynda]

good one.

[Al]

Nicely said

[ZSmithersCharges]

 

[chargergirl]

Poor dog...the English gent was correct!

[Bob T]

  actually , thats pretty good.