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Dear I.R.S.

Started by Old Moparz, December 12, 2005, 01:45:33 PM

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Old Moparz

(Got this one in an email.) :D


Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers, and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value $1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.


Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer
               Bob               



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Charger4404spd

LMAO, thats great! :icon_smile_big:

On the other hand, its sad because its the truth. :flame:

Silver R/T

ya everyone complains about taxes...but in reality they still pay them cause giant mafia a.k.a Government is taking your money either you want it or not
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Charger_Fan

Quote from: Silver R/T on December 13, 2005, 01:10:44 AM
ya everyone complains about taxes...but in reality they still pay them cause giant mafia a.k.a Government is taking your money either you want it or not
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Rolling_Thunder

Quote from: Silver R/T on December 13, 2005, 01:10:44 AM
ya everyone complains about taxes...but in reality they still pay them cause giant mafia a.k.a Government is taking your money either you want it or not

no - the Mafia would be better...     they only take 1/10  not 1/3
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