Annoying passenger sitting next to you--What to do

[Magnumcharger]

What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you ...

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:

7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.

Have a good trip. 

[NorwayCharger]

 

[Al]

 

[Khyron]

OMFG!


tell me that wouldn't land your ass in jail hehehehe

[MoparManJim]

OMFG!


tell me that wouldn't land your ass in jail hehehehe

That wouldn't land your ass in jail but rather probably some where else though! 

[TXcharger70]

That is hilarious!

[200MPH]

WOW   i dont think that would go over too well, but its funny !

[Brock Samson]

  and when your ratted out to the crew who calls Homeland Security and they divert the plane after the other passengers and crew truss you up and stuff you in the bathroom that'll be REAL funny.. 

[chargerman67]

 

[learical1]

Here's what to do if the kid behind you kicks your seat:


http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2010-04-09-southwest-flight-seat-kick_N.htm