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Good wife- actual ad from 1955

Started by Spike, March 24, 2010, 08:21:41 PM

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Spike


BigBlackDodge

Wooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


I need to show this to my wife!!!!!!!!!!!!



BBD :icon_smile_blackeye:

skip68

 :o   Now that's what I'm talking about.    :2thumbs: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:   This is why people stayed married longer back then.   :yesnod:     :icon_smile_big:
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chargergirl

Mark is trying to print this...lmao!
Trust your Woobie!

ChgrSteve67

I read it to my wife and laught her ass off.

Of course back then you could beat your wife and kids and get away with it.

68X426

Yes indeed, the Golden Age for sports, cars, and women. :cheers:

That is the Post of the Year (so far).

Though the last bullet (bullitt ;D) point didn't show up on that copy: Love your Man like a Mopar.





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skip68

I think I need to go vomit now!!!!! :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:


Mrs.Skip68 ;)
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Darkman

I had this laminated and put on the fridge a few years ago. We still get a good chuckle out of it! It is the complete opposite in my house....I can here the kids screaming before I even pull up on the driveway  :rofl:
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Charger_Croatia

I'm afraid that the last statement today would be:

"A good husband always knows his place?!"  :shruggy:
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Quote from: Charger_Croatia on March 25, 2010, 04:00:08 AM
I'm afraid that the last statement today would be:

"A good husband always knows his place?!"  :shruggy:

  :yesnod:   yeah sad to say i think your right   :icon_smile_blackeye:
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mopar73

If only it were still true :smilielol:  My wife was just busting up as I was reading it too her, I don't know why :smilielol:

Tilar

Quote from: Charger_Croatia on March 25, 2010, 04:00:08 AM
I'm afraid that the last statement today would be:

"A good husband always knows his place?!"  :shruggy:

Sitting back in the recliner while waiting for the little woman to bring him his favorite slippers and a good cold beer?  :shruggy:  Ahh well, so much for wishing.
Dave  

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squeakfinder



  "Be a little gay and more interesting to him."



   :scratchchin: I think that might have a different meaning today.
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twodko

This is just in line with women's feet being smaller than men's........so they can stand closer to the sink, stove etc

T
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adauto

I can actually envision my mother reading that and taking most to heart (I was born in '55). My wife on the other hand................  :smilielol:  :smilielol:
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bull

I don't see the problem with it. Sounds like good advice to me. :2thumbs:

PocketThunder

Quote from: twodko on March 29, 2010, 06:18:43 PM
This is just in line with women's feet being smaller than men's........so they can stand closer to the sink, stove etc

T

Why is a watch a bad gift for your wife?  Because there is a clock on the stove!  :rofl:                                  :slap:   :icon_smile_blackeye:
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chargergirl

My father would smack his lips and mom would jump up to get him something to eat...so yeah seen that...ya know what irked me is she worked a full time job too. Now if that was your job...being a homemaker then there is plenty of time to get all of that done...if not then the expression pound sand comes to mind... :nana:
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mauve66

Quote from: squeakfinder on March 29, 2010, 06:02:35 PM


  "Be a little gay and more interesting to him."



   :scratchchin: I think that might have a different meaning today.

it wouldn't bother me for my wife to have a "friend" over...............................
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Quote from: mauve66 on April 01, 2010, 09:11:04 AM
Quote from: squeakfinder on March 29, 2010, 06:02:35 PM


  "Be a little gay and more interesting to him."



   :scratchchin: I think that might have a different meaning today.

it wouldn't bother me for my wife to have a "friend" over...............................

me neither !!  :drool5:
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Quote from: PocketThunder on March 31, 2010, 12:46:29 PM
Quote from: twodko on March 29, 2010, 06:18:43 PM
This is just in line with women's feet being smaller than men's........so they can stand closer to the sink, stove etc

T

Why is a watch a bad gift for your wife?  Because there is a clock on the stove!  :rofl:                                  :slap:   :icon_smile_blackeye:

Why does the bride wear white?

Because it's customary for the dishwasher to match the fridge and the stove.

:smilielol:
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Quote from: lisiecki1 on April 01, 2010, 03:32:55 PM
Quote from: PocketThunder on March 31, 2010, 12:46:29 PM
Quote from: twodko on March 29, 2010, 06:18:43 PM
This is just in line with women's feet being smaller than men's........so they can stand closer to the sink, stove etc

T

Why is a watch a bad gift for your wife?  Because there is a clock on the stove!  :rofl:                                  :slap:   :icon_smile_blackeye:

Why does the bride wear white?

Because it's customary for the dishwasher to match the fridge and the stove.

:smilielol:

:smilielol: :smilielol:good one :icon_smile_blackeye:
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