Good wife- actual ad from 1955

[oldsnofear]

Whats the first thing a battered wife does when she gets out of the womens shelter?................................................The dishes if she knows whats good for her!!!!

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?......................................Nothing you already told her twice

[mauve66]

This is just in line with women's feet being smaller than men's........so they can stand closer to the sink, stove etc

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Why is a watch a bad gift for your wife?  Because there is a clock on the stove!                                       

Why does the bride wear white?

Because it's customary for the dishwasher to match the fridge and the stove.

i fell out of the chair from laughing at that one