QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

[Magnumcharger]

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
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IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE AGAINST HER WILL, IS IT CONSIDERED RAPE OR SHOPLIFTING?
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CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?
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HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN"... BUT IT'S ONLY A "PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS"?  WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?
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ONCE YOU'RE IN HEAVEN, DO YOU GET STUCK WEARING THE CLOTHES YOU WERE BURIED IN FOR ETERNITY?
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WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX ?
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WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE?
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HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE?
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WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY "SLEPT LIKE A BABY " WHEN BABIES WAKE UP LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?
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IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?
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WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE?
THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.
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WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR AND "PANTIES" PLURAL?
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WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT ?
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IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES, WHY IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT HIM?
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CAN A HEARSE CARRYING A CORPSE DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE ?
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IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A COCONUT, WHY CAN'T HE FIX A HOLE IN A BOAT?
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WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS?
THEY'RE BOTH DOGS!
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IF WILE E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST BUY DINNER?
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IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN, AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM VEGETABLES, WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM?
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IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS, DOES MORALITY COME FROM MORONS?
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DO THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HAVE THE SAME TUNE?
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WHY DID YOU JUST TRY SINGING THE TWO SONGS ABOVE?
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WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN ASTEROID WHEN IT'S OUTSIDE THE HEMISPHERE, BUT CALL IT A HEMORRHOID WHEN IT'S IN YOUR ASS?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[68charger440R/T]

HaHa!!!

[UFO]

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN"... BUT IT'S ONLY A "PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS"?  WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?

Taxes

[chargergirl]

dang i did sing that song! that was great

[Charger_Croatia]

 

[tan top]

   funny stuff 

[waroc]

                   Sweet !         

[Mudhawg]

why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?
if we call them apartments why are they all jammed together?

[mopar73]

Fantastic

[waroc]

  my ...  If you have a stadium full of midgets and they do the "wave" is that considered a wave or a ripple?      

[stripedelete]

A house I was flipping was vandalized by some kids.  The obscenity they painted on the garage door was spelled wrong.

Ever since, I've been left with the question, "Who's fault was it?  The parents or the teachers?

[chargerman67]

 

[Khyron]

dang i did sing that song! that was great

DOH! me too

[MoparManJim]

When you get pulled over for speeding, and the officer gives you a ticket, is that really a ticket or a speeding fee? 

[bear]

Why is grape nut cereal called that when it contains neither grapes nor nuts?
Do giraffes get struck by lightning?

[chargergirl]

A house I was flipping was vandalized by some kids.  The obscenity they painted on the garage door was spelled wrong.

Ever since, I've been left with the question, "Who's fault was it?  The parents or the teachers?

That was great!

[Landonsrt]

Why is it that when you send something by boat, its called cargo? But when you send something by truck, its called a shipment?

[MoparManJim]

Okay, I had this said to me the other day. 

If your married, but yet have a dream of doing it with another woman, would that be considered cheating or not cheating?