Confucius

[Darkman]

Let's here some of the wisdom's from Confucius....

Here's a few to get started....

Confucius say, "Man who play with tool in shower not necessarily plumber"

Confucius say, "Man who walk through airport door side ways is going to Bangkok"

Confucius say, "Man who stick nose in punchbowl get punch in nose"

[chargd72]

Confucius say, "Girl who sit on judge's lap, get honorable discharge"

[LeadfootBob]

Confusius say, "Man stuck in pantry has ass in jam."
Confusius say, "Man who jizz in cash registry has come into money."

[lisiecki1]

Confucious say, "Man who stand on toilet high on pot."

Confucious say, "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long."

[69charger440]

Confucius says:  Man who run in front of car get tired.                                                               Confucius says: Man who run behind car gets exhausted.

[MichaelRW]

Confucius say "man that loses key to girl's apartment gets no newkey."

[GTXtreme]

Confucius says "Go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger"

[learical1]

Confucius say:

Short man who dances with tall girl likely to get bust in mouth.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Many man smoke, but Fu Manchu.

[jesterCT]

Confucius says:

driving backwards against a tree will bring you a smaller trunk.





*damn, its loosing in translation*

[PA Dodger]

Confucius say...
Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

[Charger 1]

Confucius Say
To make a long story short, don't tell it.


Confucius Say
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.


Confucius Say
A man's last will and testiment is a dead give away.


Confucius Say
A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.


Confucius Say
ArtifIcial Insemination is procreation without recreation.


Confucius Say
Pubic hair is just organic dental floss.


Confucius Say
The worst thing about oral sex is the view


Confucius Say
A gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all


Confucius Say
A Greek tampon is called "Abzorba the Leak."



Confucius Say
Even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.


Confucius Say
The quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.


Confucius Say
A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.

Confucius Say
A vagina is like a very small hotel. One must leave his bag outside.



Confucius Say
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy

Confucius Say
When one man rub lotion on another man, it is called "Men-Gay".


Confucius Say
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen't know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Say
Jamaican proctologist is called "Pokemon".

Confucius Say
Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

Confucius Say
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say
A Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Confucius Say
A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

Confucius Say
At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.

Confucius Say
Egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty

Confucius Say
Never marry a woman with big hands. It will make your dick look smaller

Confucius Say
The only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

Confucius Say
A vigorous masturbation session is called "Hand to Gland Combat".

Confucius Say
Gay dinosaur is called Mega-sor-ass.

Confucius Say
A flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee

Confucius Say
To get rid of unwanted pubic hair, one must spit.

Confucius Say
A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

Confucius Say
Always wear Stealth condoms...they'll never see you coming.

Confucius Say
A transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Confucius Say
Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

Confucius Say
Best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

Confucius Say
Virgin like balloon...one prick, all gone.

Confucius Say
A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view