The ^ < v game...who wants to play? It's addicting, so watch out....

[ron73440]

^gave me tips for cleaning a sticky keyboard(lots of experience)

<spit beer on his keyboard at the doll thing, it's early but the wife and kids are out of town

v is waiting for Boy George to come out with some new music

[andy74]

^couldnt wait,dressed like boy george for halloween and was hit on by a bucnh of homos
<is so much calmer today,weekend long hangover
vstill wishes they were cool,but is sadly mistaken

[HAZZARDJOHN]

^ Still wears his Fonzie underoos!
< Has a boring meeting to attend on a monday! and thinks that is cruel!
v Has an extensive My little pony collection

[Old Moparz]

^   Needs to have pictures of eye balls tattooed on their eye lids, so they can catch up on sleep at boring meetings.

<   Making small, realistic, horse turds from used chewing gum that I've collected from the undersides of the tables at my favorite diner to display next to my little ponys. Also thinking about getting one of my G.I.Joe's out from the box in the attic & see if I can find a white lab coat for him so I can pretend he's a Vet to put all the my little ponies to sleep for being lame.

v   Will be enjoying the chewing gum, horse turds thinking it's chocolate Hershey's Kisses that have melted a little.

[andy74]

^made me laugh so hard that coffee came out
<has way to much time on his hands because its slow at work
v should have some smart ass comments,to entertain us all

[BB1]

^ Founding member of Oprah's fan club.

< Should go out and work on something Cuda oriented.

v Would like to drink beer in a tavern, with out people shouting "Sir your making a scene."

[Drache]

^ is the only one yelling that I'm making a scene in a gay little voice

< will stop riding his horse into the bar to stop making that scene

V loves walking around town in nothing but black shotgun shaps

[Ponch ®]

^
Loves the c0 ¢k

<--needs money

gets his back waxed
v

[Lowprofile]

^ Only when I plan on going Strapless   

< Wishing I was In LA instead of Boston  [Weather Sucks]

v  Thinks Sally Jessie Raphael is Hot 

[TheGhost]

^  promised to hook me up with Sally Jessie Raphael

<  is still waiting for said hook up

v  wishes he too could have hot grannylovemaking with Sally Jessie Rapael.

[Recharger]

^ Sally Jesse Raphael's son

< holding out for Oprah

V holding out for Jerry Springer

[Vainglory, Esq.]

^ Holding out for the Jabba the Hutt of daytime talk television

< Was thinking about going on Springer with the girl that I'm seeing, her sister, and their roommate and coming clean about the love quadrangle.

V Is desperately trying to remove something from his ass

[ron73440]

^ two of those girls are also thinking about Springer- I am really a man and don't know how to tell my boyfriend

< thinks if his wife drug him on one of those shows, she'd have to die

vwants to meet those two shemales

[HAZZARDJOHN]

^ has the home #'s of the shemales on speed dial!

< put a CB on my mountain bike!

v Is trying to organize the biggest K car convention in history, looks like he might do it, he already has three maybe's!

[caddman]

^ has to install a second CB so he has someone to talk to (shepard to bopeep)

< needs a speedo cable thats 2 inches longer

v wants lost sheep to be his CB handle

[Old Moparz]

^  Forget the speedometer cable, needs 2" more somewhere else so significant other will have a total of 3" to work with.

<  Never misplaced a sheep so I'd need a different handle for the CB.

V  Saves the free food left over at work meetings to feed quests at home.

[Lowprofile]

^ Don't hate me because I'm thrifty

< Eating a Papa John's Peperoni & Cheese Pizza

v Dreams of owning a Chebby Van with wall to wall orange shag carpet & a chain link steering wheel

[253862656971]

^ is trying to use hypnosis to sell his "Chebby Van with wall to wall orange shag carpet & a chain link steering wheel"

< is listening to a Chris LeDoux CD right now

v just realized that orange shag carpet would look good in his Charger

[JR]

^ Doesn't know my 68 Charger came with green shag carpet when I bought it.

< Has a very short attention span.

v Just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Gieco

[d72hemi]

^ Actually went to the Gieco web site to see the gecko do the robot.

< Made a gun rack to mount his M-16 along his bunk bed out of “550 cord” AKA “P cord”

v Wishes that they had a gun rack on their bed for “lonely nights”

[ron73440]

^ used clp when he ran out of anal lube

<has slept with an M-16 and a 9mm on many, many occasions

V wishes he knew what 550 cord is

[inhrmswy]

^ is busy blowing chunks

< knows that chunks is the name of the dog

v  wonders why his dog has gone missing too.

[andy74]

^is that why the dog smiles so much?
<is still bored atthe car lot,but freezing in -10 is keeping him awake
vwishes he was the dog

[ChargerBill]

^ needs to sell some Chagnums to keep his Uncle Creed happy

< would run in front of the next oncoming bus if I were that dog

v just finished alphabetizing his/her 8 track Inglebert Humperdink collection

[Lowprofile]

^ No, Its Tom Jones 

< Thinking of retiring to Someplace warm  [I hate the cold]

v Loves to go to Star Trek conventions dressed as Lt Uhura