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[Skyview69]

Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart,  for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check
out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think,  that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't  have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I
probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the  bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both  arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way  that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat  one
or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically every one in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food  had poisoned me... I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the
parking  lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was  laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore

[twodko]

Now that's funny!



Tom

[Tilar]

[mopar73]

[Steve P.]

Yeah, I like that one too...     

[tan top]

    

did she try the diet ??

[TylerCharger69]

That is funny!!!

[chargerman67]

 

[Hemidog]

That is funny!!!

right there!