You'd think they would have let them share a cell on their wedding night

[bull]

Maybe I'm stating the obvious here but I'm thinking this marriage is off to a real bad start.

Newlyweds spend first night in jail

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35683126/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

"msnbc.com staff and news service reports
updated 3:07 a.m. PT, Wed., March. 3, 2010

HYANNIS, Mass. - A newlywed Massachusetts couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom.

Police said 22-year-old Hyannis resident Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene tried Monday to run over the other woman and the woman's son in a parking lot. The intended victim later told police that she had previously been in an intimate relationship with the groom.

The couple got married at Barnstable Town Hall and split a bottle of champagne afterward, police said."

[MichaelRW]

She has a screw loose and he's a sex offender. I'd call that a marriage made in heaven. 

[PocketThunder]

He is 37 and she is 22?  That seems to be a bit of a age gap to me.  I can understand as you get older the age gap can widen but 15 years when you are 22?  Maybe he was the sugar daddy. ..  Or maybe he used sugar daddies to lure her into his car.       I know, that was bad... 

[Brock Samson]

it was, but good too... 

[Cooter]

Freaks from up north doing redneck sh*t like this!?  yeah, we are the rednecks..Sure..

This is another Jerry Springer episode right here...

[Old Moparz]

Well, at least nobody tried to light anyone on fire like my old college buddy did.   

[jb666]

That's not all that far from me... I hadn't heard about this. Good stuff 

[MoparManJim]

He is 37 and she is 22?  That seems to be a bit of a age gap to me.  I can understand as you get older the age gap can widen but 15 years when you are 22?  Maybe he was the sugar daddy. ..  Or maybe he used sugar daddies to lure her into his car.       I know, that was bad... 

Yea, age gaps like that just makes me sick. I have a cousin that is mid 40's and he's going with a woman in her mid 20's age  and when you look at it she is old enough to be his daughter! and he does have a daughter that is 16 also. And she doesn't like the idea of it all either. I tryed to point out the age different to him and how the whole thing looks one evening afew years back and he didn't get it. 

But that story that was posted above takes the cake though. And that marriage I don't think will last to long by the sounds of it.   

[PocketThunder]

He is 37 and she is 22?  That seems to be a bit of a age gap to me.  I can understand as you get older the age gap can widen but 15 years when you are 22?  Maybe he was the sugar daddy. ..  Or maybe he used sugar daddies to lure her into his car.       I know, that was bad... 

Yea, age gaps like that just makes me sick. I have a cousin that is mid 40's and he's going with a woman in her mid 20's age  and when you look at it she is old enough to be his daughter! and he does have a daughter that is 16 also. And she doesn't like the idea of it all either. I tryed to point out the age different to him and how the whole thing looks one evening afew years back and he didn't get it. 

But that story that was posted above takes the cake though. And that marriage I don't think will last to long by the sounds of it.   

What movie was that where the dad was dating the young woman who was just out of High School and his sons friends would ask the son if they could take her to prom..?   

[Chad L. Magee]

He is 37 and she is 22?  That seems to be a bit of a age gap to me.  I can understand as you get older the age gap can widen but 15 years when you are 22?  Maybe he was the sugar daddy. ..  Or maybe he used sugar daddies to lure her into his car.       I know, that was bad... 

Yea, age gaps like that just makes me sick. I have a cousin that is mid 40's and he's going with a woman in her mid 20's age  and when you look at it she is old enough to be his daughter! and he does have a daughter that is 16 also. And she doesn't like the idea of it all either. I tryed to point out the age different to him and how the whole thing looks one evening afew years back and he didn't get it. 

But that story that was posted above takes the cake though. And that marriage I don't think will last to long by the sounds of it.   

What movie was that where the dad was dating the young woman who was just out of High School and his sons friends would ask the son if they could take her to prom..?   

Sounds like "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" but I may be wrong.....

[Ponch ®]

He is 37 and she is 22?  That seems to be a bit of a age gap to me.  I can understand as you get older the age gap can widen but 15 years when you are 22?  Maybe he was the sugar daddy. ..  Or maybe he used sugar daddies to lure her into his car.       I know, that was bad... 

Yea, age gaps like that just makes me sick. I have a cousin that is mid 40's and he's going with a woman in her mid 20's age  and when you look at it she is old enough to be his daughter! and he does have a daughter that is 16 also. And she doesn't like the idea of it all either. I tryed to point out the age different to him and how the whole thing looks one evening afew years back and he didn't get it. 

But that story that was posted above takes the cake though. And that marriage I don't think will last to long by the sounds of it.   

What movie was that where the dad was dating the young woman who was just out of High School and his sons friends would ask the son if they could take her to prom..?   

Sounds like "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" but I may be wrong.....

you are correct, sir.

The late great George Burns said it best: "I liked 18 year old girls when I was 18...why shouldn't I like them when I'm 81?"

[PocketThunder]

He is 37 and she is 22?  That seems to be a bit of a age gap to me.  I can understand as you get older the age gap can widen but 15 years when you are 22?  Maybe he was the sugar daddy. ..  Or maybe he used sugar daddies to lure her into his car.       I know, that was bad... 

Yea, age gaps like that just makes me sick. I have a cousin that is mid 40's and he's going with a woman in her mid 20's age  and when you look at it she is old enough to be his daughter! and he does have a daughter that is 16 also. And she doesn't like the idea of it all either. I tryed to point out the age different to him and how the whole thing looks one evening afew years back and he didn't get it. 

But that story that was posted above takes the cake though. And that marriage I don't think will last to long by the sounds of it.   

What movie was that where the dad was dating the young woman who was just out of High School and his sons friends would ask the son if they could take her to prom..?   

Sounds like "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" but I may be wrong.....

Thats it!!