Today, while the truck was being worked on..

[jb666]

My buddy let me borrow his little Subaru... It's his "shop car" that he lets me use when ever I'm going to be car-less for any amount of time..

Anyways, a lady at work had no clue who's car it was, so I decided to play with her a bit.. This is her, yelling "Who's f**king car is this?!? I can't get into my f**king car! Christ!!"

To top it all off, I drew out a middle finger on a post-it note and had it on her window.. She was flipping out...



and yes, I was off beside the bushes taking this.. I meant to do video but didn't have time to do it up...

I let her sweat it out for about 5 minutes then I walked around the corner... 

[bull]

Excellent work. Sounds like something I would do.

[jb666]

Excellent work. Sounds like something I would do.

I quite often strive to be the biggest jackass I can possibly be... And I'd like to think I do pretty good 

[ChgrSteve67]

So you know this lady and don't like her?

I have a few people I work with I would like doing that too.

Last weel I put a Eviction notice on one guys cube that is about to change departments. Every time he takes it down I replace it with another.  Next week I will change it to say "Second Notice" then a week or two later "Final Notice" then "This Cube has  been Seized by the Sheriffs Department KEEP OUT"

[Magnumcharger]

I worked down the hall from a friend of mine.
When he'd pass my office heading to the washroom, I'd phone his office.
Of course he'd turn around and dash for the phone....whereupon I'd hang up just as he got there.
Which would cause him to release a torrent of foul language from his yapper!

I don't think he ever clued in either.

[skip68]

    Man, that would make a good youtube video.      

[MoparManJim]

She can't get into her car? Looks like she can by all means. 

[jb666]

She can't get into her car? Looks like she can by all means.  

Absolutely not. It might be my angle, but I was about 6" from her door on one side and there was a huge bush on the other side. She'd have scratched the Hell out of her truck..

So you know this lady and don't like her?

I have a few people I work with I would like doing that too.

Last weel I put a Eviction notice on one guys cube that is about to change departments. Every time he takes it down I replace it with another.  Next week I will change it to say "Second Notice" then a week or two later "Final Notice" then "This Cube has  been Seized by the Sheriffs Department KEEP OUT"

Yes, I know her... And I like her.. She's got a good sense of humor (thank God!)... They all know when something like this happens, around the building, that I'm behind it.. She had just never seen this car up close before...

I won't tell you what her reaction was to my train horns last week. 

[MoparManJim]

She can't get into her car? Looks like she can by all means.  

Absolutely not. It might be my angle, but I was about 6" from her door on one side and there was a huge bush on the other side. She'd have scratched the Hell out of her truck..

So you know this lady and don't like her?

I have a few people I work with I would like doing that too.

Last weel I put a Eviction notice on one guys cube that is about to change departments. Every time he takes it down I replace it with another.  Next week I will change it to say "Second Notice" then a week or two later "Final Notice" then "This Cube has  been Seized by the Sheriffs Department KEEP OUT"

Yes, I know her... And I like her.. She's got a good sense of humor (thank God!)... They all know when something like this happens, around the building, that I'm behind it.. She had just never seen this car up close before...

I won't tell you what her reaction was to my train horns last week. 

My fault, I had gotten the cars mix up  when I red what you had originally said above. Jeff, I would have done the same thing myself if I was there and that is park that close 

[nh_mopar_fan]

Nice.

I've played a few in my years.

Years ago I worked 2nd shift and had a bit of a practical joke contest going with a guy at work. One night right after he got to work, I got the maintenance guy to give me a hose. I set it on the roof of his car and started it to a slow trickle, on a day when the temps were close to zero. He came out 9 hours later to a frozen block.

Later that year, we filled a guy's 82 Camaro with those shipping peanuts right up to the headliner. For months afterward, he'd start his defroster and a peanut would come floating out. 

Last one I pulled was last year. Guy had a brand new unopened box of cereal on a shelf above his desk. I opened up the bottom, cut the bottom of the plastic bag holding the cereal off and then slid it back into the box and carefully put the box back on his shelf. A few days later, he grabbed the box for breakfast and well, had a little surprise.

Somehow, I've managed to get a rep as a bit of a prick....  

[ChgrSteve67]

[bull]

I worked down the hall from a friend of mine.
When he'd pass my office heading to the washroom, I'd phone his office.
Of course he'd turn around and dash for the phone....whereupon I'd hang up just as he got there.
Which would cause him to release a torrent of foul language from his yapper!

I don't think he ever clued in either.

That is not funny, Jim!

[FLG]

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She can't get into her car? Looks like she can by all means.  

Absolutely not. It might be my angle, but I was about 6" from her door on one side and there was a huge bush on the other side. She'd have scratched the Hell out of her truck..

So you know this lady and don't like her?

I have a few people I work with I would like doing that too.

Last weel I put a Eviction notice on one guys cube that is about to change departments. Every time he takes it down I replace it with another.  Next week I will change it to say "Second Notice" then a week or two later "Final Notice" then "This Cube has  been Seized by the Sheriffs Department KEEP OUT"

Yes, I know her... And I like her.. She's got a good sense of humor (thank God!)... They all know when something like this happens, around the building, that I'm behind it.. She had just never seen this car up close before...

I won't tell you what her reaction was to my train horns last week. 

Nice one Jeff!!

Those train horns are loud as hell. Jeff tried pulling that one on me when I was at the shop...he didn't know us brooklyn dudes give a damn lol!

[MoparManJim]

O

She can't get into her car? Looks like she can by all means.  

Absolutely not. It might be my angle, but I was about 6" from her door on one side and there was a huge bush on the other side. She'd have scratched the Hell out of her truck..

So you know this lady and don't like her?

I have a few people I work with I would like doing that too.

Last weel I put a Eviction notice on one guys cube that is about to change departments. Every time he takes it down I replace it with another.  Next week I will change it to say "Second Notice" then a week or two later "Final Notice" then "This Cube has  been Seized by the Sheriffs Department KEEP OUT"

Yes, I know her... And I like her.. She's got a good sense of humor (thank God!)... They all know when something like this happens, around the building, that I'm behind it.. She had just never seen this car up close before...

I won't tell you what her reaction was to my train horns last week. 

Nice one Jeff!!

Those train horns are loud as hell. Jeff tried pulling that one on me when I was at the shop...he didn't know us brooklyn dudes give a damn lol!

If you don't mind me asking, what was the results? 

[resq302]

Funniest practical joke I ever did to a friend was on his Chevy S10 Blazer.  We ran out to the parts store with my dad and I couldn't resist myself.  I grabbed a couple of those plastic zip ties and put a couple around the driveshaft so everytime they spun around, they would hit and drag on the floor board.  Drove him nuts for about a week till he got a chance to go under and find out what it was.  A quick phone call later and a few choice words said to me, we were all laughing about it.

[ChgrSteve67]

Use to love the rocks in the hub caps gag.

Back when cars had hub caps that weren't flat.

[jb666]

You guys are giving me some awesome ideas!!!!!!!!!!! Keep'em coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

And that "can opener" graphic is sitting in my glove box X100. I leave them everywhere... The reactions when people grab them off their cars are CLASSIC... The best thing to do, for fun, is to put them on cars that are 10 down from yours, and watch the people come out.. They kick and scream like you wouldn't believe. Makes for some entertainment while you're sitting in the sub shop watching the show.

One of my favorites , at work, is calling the warehouse from the phone on my desk.. Only I dial in through an outside line and PARK the call so that when the whse picks up, they hear our hold music.. It drives them crazy.. I'll hear "WTF, that's the same crappy music we have on hold!!" 

[MOPAR FANATIC]

  the tie straps on the drive shaft  i'll have to remember that one

[Silver R/T]

that's how you get those door dings. Anyways if she was any smart she could get in from passenger door

[jb666]

that's how you get those door dings. Anyways if she was any smart she could get in from passenger door

This car is a freebie that he's had for years... It's just a beater..  And the passenger side was right up against the bushes, she'd have scratched the crap out of her doors if she tried..

[MoparManJim]

that's how you get those door dings. Anyways if she was any smart she could get in from passenger door

This car is a freebie that he's had for years... It's just a beater..  And the passenger side was right up against the bushes, she'd have scratched the crap out of her doors if she tried..

You know, after rereading and reading the funny part. If she open or tryed to then she would scratch her vehicle. How did she get park there all the time without doing that already? I can see the bush edge top side on the side in the photo and after seeing how close she is park to it. It starts to make you think how she avoided damaging her vehicle just by parking there.