American Eagle vs The Russian bear

[ChgrSteve67]

Barack Obama received a call from Russian President
Dmitry Medvedev.
He says to Obama
"Our largest condom factory has exploded, My people's main form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Medvedev, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied President Obama.
"I do need your help" said Medvedev. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Obama.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Medvedev.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 2" in diameter? "said Medvedev.
"No problem," replied the President.

Mr. Medvedev hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.

Barack Obama hung up and called the CEO of a condom company.
"I need a favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.

"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 2" in diameter."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, 
..........SIZE: "SMALL" on each one

[chargerman67]