SWEET TEA

[oldschool]

Sweet Tea

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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[Tilar]

 

[Khyron]

holy shit! LMAO!

[PocketThunder]

holy shit! LMAO!

holy shit is right...    

my brother used to tell jokes like that all the time, until he got married... 

one of his favorites are "why dont you get a woman a watch for her birthday"....."because there is a clock on the stove"   

[tan top]

Sweet Tea

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

haaha  funny stuff

holy shit! LMAO!

holy shit is right...    

my brother used to tell jokes like that all the time, until he got married... 

one of his favorites are "why dont you get a woman a watch for her birthday"....."because there is a clock on the stove"   

thats funny

why do woman have small feet !! so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink 

[RD]

OMG!!! LMFAO!!!!

[Khyron]

why do woman have small feet !! so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink 

BUHAHAHAHHAH!

Im so immature, I love these jokes, and yes, I tell them to my wife....

my sofa is comfy

[MichaelRW]

A friend asked me what the best thing was my wife made for dinner. I told him reservations.

[chargergirl]

Same genre...woman goes to attorney and relates how horrible her husband is to her...etc,etc,etc. So attorney says go home and treat him sooo good it will show in court how you've tried sooo hard. She does...three months later the attorney calls to see when she wanted to file for divorce...she said "oh...forgot all about that...we're just now leaving for our second honeymoon"! It's all about perspective! So just put the seat down and buy the new Charger!

[Tilar]

why do woman have small feet !! so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink 

BUHAHAHAHHAH!

Im so immature, I love these jokes, and yes, I tell them to my wife....

my sofa is comfy

That's good info for up and coming young men thinking about marriage.   You ALWAYS buy an easy chair or sofa by how comfortable it would be to sleep on.   

[BROCK]

My coworker had a stiff back the other morning.
I asked him what he did to it.
He said - Oh my wife finally let me back off the couch.

[chargerman67]

thats great!!