Welfare Dog

[RD]

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.  At first the lady  said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.  So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is.  So she looked in her policy book to see what it  takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. Darn this is a great  country.

[flyinlow]

Wish I'd thought of that.   

[oldschool]

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.  At first the lady  said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.  So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is.  So she looked in her policy book to see what it  takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. Darn this is a great  country.

so sad,but true 

[69rtse4spd]

I should go down & sign up my three, to bad I had the two females fixed, I could then get food stamps & S.S.   

[chargerman67]

sad but true