If my Charger could talk, it would tell me to....

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[bk72]

mine would say " get the dent out of my fender"

[70charginglizard]

Whats your problem. Take a perfectly smooth running and easy to adjust 4bbl intake system and replace it with this extremely complicated six pack setup. What were you thinking? Well now you can just be frustrated as hell when I don't feel like working properly. 

[69bronzeT5]

Finish me you stupid b*stard and stop spending money on that Duster!

[Back N Black]

My Charger would say " who is this new guy coming up with all the weird topics".    

[bull]

My Charger would say " who is this new guy coming up with all the weird topics".    

What a coincidence. That's the same thing mine would say.

[adauto]

They all said restore me as one but I will live on as many!!

[RD]

mine would say "to hell with that roadrunner, get your butt in gear.. me (the 71) and my brother (the 73) want to get running!"

[Ghoste]

Right now it'd probably say turn on the heat.

[Hemidoug]

Feed me........

[GL0169]

mine would say - i said restore me- not paint me orange with a 01 and confederate flag -now i have to get touched and gropped all the time by these damm rednecks  -what the hell were you thinking man  

[RD]

mine would say - i said restore me- not paint me orange with a 01 and confederate flag -now i have to get touched and gropped all the time by these damm rednecks  -what the hell were you thinking man 

thats funny.. many of us say the same thing about General Lee's hehehe snicker snicker snicker

[Dans 68]

...put me back together already and drive! 

Dan

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Hopefully it would say thanks, I've been sitting on those blocks for 14 years!

[Akron_Charger]

mine would say get me out of this freezing cold snow covered tent and why did you just spend all that money on that new Monte Carlo when you could finish me! to which i say, be quiet youre safe where youre at and quit complaining, you just got a new exhaust and new shocks and the paint is in the garage, chill!!!

[Cooter]

My Charger would say something like this I think.....................

Well, I was born in 1970, a red "SE" coupe with 383 auto on column..I was shiney and new. My new owner loved me, but used me for what I was designed for leading to where you found me..A Rusty hulk of a car..Not much to look at..With my windshield busted, missing my original seats, my quarters rusted out, my original 8 3/4 rear long gone, Missing my entire front clip, and my Original Engine serving time in a '69 General Lee..You came and attempted to remove me from my would be grave and I fell into the creek. I was sure you would listen to your friends and leave this poor old "Parts car turd" right where I laid, but you saw something in me many before didn't and took me home for a 440 engine block..And to think once I sold new for over $3000.00.....I must admit, It felt good when all your friends told you you were crazy for even trying to bring me back from my hell I was in and you defended me and told them you won't recognize me in two years...With every patch panel you had to hand make as My new cosmetic sergeon (AMD) wasn't in business yet, I began to feel like I was loved once again.. It was when my new dress of Hemi Orange came on that faithful day, I knew I was gonna break some hearts...When you would cuss me I felt a little bad for you, but once my new heart transplant of 440 C.I. roared to live, I never felt that good in over 30 Plus years, and neither have you from what I could gather..Once again, I am the apple of Someone's eye. For that, I thank you for giving an 'ol worn out, '70 Charger a new lease on life...

[WHITE AND RED 69]

fix my damn turn signal and get me out of the rain!

[FlatbackFanatic]

Paint me already!!!

[Bob T]

"I know you've been out in your mates 900hp 72 RR and your'e converted so when is my 605 Hemi Indy coming "

[JPL]

"Beat me like a rental!" 

[PocketThunder]

Take me back to Southern California it fricken freezing up here!!!!!! 

[Patronus]

'thank you'

[TylerCharger69]

Show this kid next to us in his rice car import with the big fart can exhaust who's boss....it's making me want to vomit

[chargerjy9]

quit babying me and get on it. (7 years, never pulled a hole shot )

[tan top]

Take me back to Southern California it fricken freezing up here!!!!!!  

yeah  prolly the same as    , even  after leaving Texas  over 20 years ago ,
longing to unwind the 2:94 gears on the interstate again where the black top is long & straight  

 saying please take me home  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHEUsGhUtgg

oh yeah & thanks for doing a nut & bolt resto on me ! i look & feel better than new 

[Tilar]

Speaking of Texas, My 68 would probably say something like:

40-1/2 years. FOURTY and a half years I was in Texas. I hadn't moved since you bought me from that kid in 1986. From then until a year and 3 months ago I stayed in that nice warm climate. Now you bring me up to this God forsaken part of the world for what, to sit with this white crap all over me.    Then you bring home that younger hussy wearing that hot red dress with the black stripes...    Ooohh yeah I see how you look at her.  You even spent time to get her running. Well what about me?    I've seen a lot of parts come into the shop and just knew they were for me, but you still spend time with that old girl that is probably 5 years younger than I am. I see how ya are.

[Death1970Proof]

Fix me! Fix me!!

[mjwebb]

whoa, dude, check out those hot chicks over there! hurry, drive over there!

[BigBlackDodge]

'Thanks for letting me sleep in the garage! You know the newer cars are pretty well ticked off at you, right?'




BBD

[Foreman72]

after some "thank you for saving me from that awful barn" it would probably ask, in a polite tone of voice..."so...any plans to get rid of this rust any time soon?"

[MOXY100]

Lets get out of N.Y. state, and go South so we can ride more than 6 months a year!

[LeadfootBob]

'Thanks for the new floors, but what about the quarter panels? And where the HELL did my K-member go? Help!'

[Highbanked Hauler]

 Ya we are both getting old but its been a hell of a ride, 91,000 to be exact over 39 years  and about 30-40 miles of that  at 140 mph on half worn out F-70/14  bias ply redlines. Since we are both tired lets fall back in behind the leader and ride  the draft till the end of the race and we will finish in style!!!

[rp23g7]

Mine is still looking for me, i can hear it calling, just cant figure out where she is. 

[jaak]

"Get your ass off dodgecharger.com, and work on me!"   

Jason

[70charginglizard]

'Thanks for letting me sleep in the garage! You know the newer cars are pretty well ticked off at you, right?'




BBD

[Magnumcharger]

Junk me!!!! Just freekin' junk me...please!
Just take me out back and throw me in the woods!
I'm sick of your bullshit talk about "restoration"!

[jb666]

Mine would say ARE YOU HIGH? Did you not have your eyes open when you bought me? Even I would have left me on the side of the road