Monkee and the truck driver

[nh_mopar_fan]

Guy is hitching down the highway and a guy in a semi picks him up.
He climbs into the cab and finds a monkey sitting in between the seats.

"What's the monkee all about?", he asks.

The driver responds, "I drive alot of cross country trips and it gets lonely so I got this monkey and I trained him. I slap him on the back of the head and he goes own on me."

"You're putting me on. I don't believe that.." the guy responds.

"Here, I'll show you", says the driver.

He rears back and slaps the monkey hard across the back of his skull and sure enough, the monkey services him.


After the monkey is done, the driver looks at the passenger and says, "Would you like to try?"

"Sure", the passenger says, "Just don't hit me so hard".