Just Married

[mikepmcs]

Paul and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon - so they go back to Paul's Mum and Dad's house for their first night together.  In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast.  
As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mum if Paul and Mary are up yet.  
She replies -  No.  
Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
His  mum replies - I don't want to hear what you think ! Just go to school.
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
She replies - No.
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
His mum replies -  Never mind what  you think !
Eat your lunch and go back  to school ...
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
His mum says -  No.    
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  
His mum replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the   Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.

[MoparManJim]

 

[tan top]

   ouch 

[69rtse4spd]

Well they do not call it Testors for nothing.  .

[mopar73]

Painful

[Steve P.]

OOooooooooooooppppssssss...........

[chargerman67]

 

[A383Wing]