What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

[Spike]

1.  Take out your laptop.
2.  Slowly open your laptop.
3.  Turn it on.
4.  Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5.  Open your internet browser.
6.  Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7.  Breathe deeply and open the site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)
8.  Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

[FlatbackFanatic]

 

[Cooperman]

Funny as hell! 

Except... I dare not let it count down to zero! Me, paranoid?