BEWARE OF OLDER MEN

[oldschool]

Beware of older men - they only get wiser!

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday..



She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.

Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my
asking, but
how old do you think I am


'About 32 is the reply!

'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
the
very same question.

The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'

The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'







Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
on her
way down the street.


She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this
burning
question.

The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'


Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next
to her
the same question.


He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I
was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.


It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands
under your
bra.







Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'


They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the
best of
her.


She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'


He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around
very
slowly and carefully.
He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple.
He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.


After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay....How old am
I?'


He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
says,
'Madam, you are 50.'







Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you
tell?'


The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?

'I promise I won't' she says.


'I was behind you at McDonalds.'   

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[tan top]

 

[mopar73]

 

[4speed]

 

[72ChargerDodge]

Took me a few minutes but I finally got it...

[TCB09RT]

Now that's what I call actionable intelligence...

[waroc]

  that was rather entertaining.....