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Poor Little SKUNK...

Started by Steve P., December 23, 2009, 01:13:57 PM

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Steve P.

December 23, 2009, 01:13:57 PM
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
asks her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out
to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can
we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him
with died at the scene.


Steve P.
Holiday, Florida

68coronetGLwannabe

#1
December 23, 2009, 03:38:18 PM
 :haha:  Now thats funny!
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

tan top

#2
December 23, 2009, 03:51:48 PM
 :lol: thats funny
Feel free to post any relevant picture you think we all might like to see in the threads below!

Charger Stuff 
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C500 & Daytonas & Superbirds
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,95432.0.html
Interesting pictures & Stuff 
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Old Dodge dealer photos wanted
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skip68

#3
December 23, 2009, 04:29:34 PM
 :smilielol:   Not bad Steve.     :2thumbs:
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

PocketThunder

#4
December 23, 2009, 05:25:59 PM
i laughed out loud.   :yesnod:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

TylerCharger69

#5
December 24, 2009, 09:10:24 PM
LMAO...Now that IS funny!!! :yesnod:

waroc

#6
January 12, 2010, 06:39:00 PM
 :METAL:  that's funny right there i don't care who you are !  :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :punkrocka:
M a s s i v e l y  O v e r  P o w e r e d  A n d  R e s p e c t e d

Hemidog

#7
January 13, 2010, 03:36:10 AM
 :cheers: :cheers:

Charger440RDN

#8
January 22, 2010, 01:40:13 AM
 :rofl: :rofl:Too funny :smilielol: :smilielol:

mopar73

#9
January 23, 2010, 10:32:23 PM
Quote from: waroc on January 12, 2010, 06:39:00 PM
:METAL:  that's funny right there i don't care who you are !  :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :punkrocka:
:iagree:
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