My favorite...

[Cooter]

A woman's Five favorite types of men..
1. Doctor: says "Take your clothes off"..
2. Interior decorator: "Ok, I got it up, now how do 'ya like it?"
3. Milk Man: "You want it in the front or the rear?"
4. Dentist: "Open wide"
5. Banker: "Don't pull it out, you'll lose interest"

Man's 3 favorite types of woman..
1. School Teacher: "Keeps makin' you do it until you get it right"
2. Nurse: "Here, lay back and I'll take care of everything"
3. Flight attendant: "Put this over your face and breathe"