The real take on Tiger Woods

[Silver R/T]

This is way too screwed up. He has millions of dollars to spend, he doesn't break a sweat when he's "working" if you call work playing golf and he has beautiful wife. Then he's gotta go and **** around with bimbos

[SeattleCharger]

This is way too screwed up. He has millions of dollars to spend, he doesn't break a sweat when he's "working" if you call work playing golf and he has beautiful wife. Then he's gotta go and **** around with bimbos

 no doubt, he screws a young waitress and doens't expect its going to get out?   no discretion at all, multi millions could afford some high class keep your mouth shut call girl, but he does some bimbos, AND he leaves messages on voice mail, what an big idiot.     not surprising it all comes out and backfires like this, what does he expect?  I say it again, what an idiot      

[Mike DC]

 
For someone like Tiger it was probably the thrill of the chase as much as anything.  Just paying for a ho doesn't give a guy the rush of scoring a new random chick out of the public at large.   


These two methods of cheating may be virtually the same in real world terms, but the principle of the thrill would likely be different.

[jeryst]

Maybe the home course wasnt open that much, so he thought he'd play in some others.

Most married guys know that after a while, it's not the same as it used to be before you got married. She's gorgeous, but still, just another woman.

Men get married for sex. Women get married for security.

A friend of mine once commented that they have less time for sex because they spend more of their time bitchin. Then when the guy cheats, they act like it was his fault.

I think he may be on to something there. 

[RECHRGD]

 
For someone like Tiger it was probably the thrill of the chase as much as anything.  Just paying for a ho doesn't give a guy the rush of scoring a new random chick out of the public at large.   


These two methods of cheating may be virtually the same in real world terms, but the principle of the thrill would likely be different.

I doubt that Tiger had to "chase" any of those women.  Wealth and fame are quite an aphrodisiac for most ladies.  Do you think his wife would have ever looked twice at him if was an accountant or car salesman?

[moparstuart]

Tiger Woods' Holiday Poem***

**'Twas the night of Thanksgiving**
**and out of the house**
**Tiger Woods, he came flying**
**Chased by his spouse.**

**She wielded a 9 iron**
**And wasn't too merry**
**'cause a bimbo's phone #**
**she found on his blackberry.**

**He had been cheating **
**On poor little Elin,**
**and as each day went by**
**Another whore came out squeallin'**

**He'd been on Holly, on Jamie**
**On Rachel, on Corey,**
**On Joslyn, Kaleeka**
**TMZ had the story.**

**From the top of the world **
**To above the fold**
**Tiger's ever more sordid **
**Tale it was told.**

**With hostesses, waitresses**
**He had lots of sex,**
**And when he wasn't hosin' 'em**
**He sent 'em hot texts.**

**He crashed his Caddie**
**But didn't call On-Star**
**He played "spank me Daddy'**
**With a skanky old porn star**

**He's been naughty **
**With Santa, he hasn't a chance,**
**'cept a big lump of coal**
**to match the lump in his pants.**

**But despite all his crying **
**And begging and pleadin'**
**His wife went right out**
**And bought a new house in Sweden.**

**And I heard her exclaim**
**As she packed up the escalade**
**'If you're gonna get laid,**
**Then, I'm gonna get paid!"**

**Now, she's not pouting**
**In fact, she's of good cheer**
**Her Pre-nup made Christmas**
**Come early this year!***

[268RTs4ME]

Yeah the cop ask her how many time she hit him? and she said... put me down for a 5

[b5blue]

 

[Mike DC]

I doubt that Tiger had to "chase" any of those women.  Wealth and fame are quite an aphrodisiac for most ladies.  Do you think his wife would have ever looked twice at him if was an accountant or car salesman?

In practical terms I agree with you.  Tiger wouldn't be pulling that kind of wife without the extreme money and fame.  Probably not even close. 



But still, it's the principle of the thing.  

Think about it - it's always a bit of an ego boost when a woman is ga-ga over you, even if she's one of the uglier chicks at the party that night.  Maybe you would hit it or maybe you wouldn't, but either way I would expect it still feels like more of an approval than anything coming from any paid hooker.

[Back N Black]

Maybe the home course wasnt open that much, so he thought he'd play in some others.

Most married guys know that after a while, it's not the same as it used to be before you got married. She's gorgeous, but still, just another woman.

Men get married for sex. Women get married for security.

A friend of mine once commented that they have less time for sex because they spend more of their time bitchin. Then when the guy cheats, they act like it was his fault.

I think he may be on to something there. 

Not sure if your a guy or gal, but if you got married for sex or security, it was obviously for the wrong reason.   

[ACUDANUT]

 Hey Tiger was only playing golf with these white girls. 9 of them equals 18 holes.

[jeryst]

Hey Tiger was only playing golf with these white girls. 9 of them equals 18 holes.

Check your math. 6 of them equals 18 holes

[ACUDANUT]

 You check Your Math...Not if they are only "2 holers".  

[BB1]

Wait... he's thinking about the putt. I think he's going to use the 9 iron.

[SeattleCharger]

I doubt that Tiger had to "chase" any of those women.  Wealth and fame are quite an aphrodisiac for most ladies.  Do you think his wife would have ever looked twice at him if was an accountant or car salesman?

In practical terms I agree with you.  Tiger wouldn't be pulling that kind of wife without the extreme money and fame.  Probably not even close. 



But still, it's the principle of the thing.  

Think about it - it's always a bit of an ego boost when a woman is ga-ga over you, even if she's one of the uglier chicks at the party that night.  Maybe you would hit it or maybe you wouldn't, but either way I would expect it still feels like more of an approval than anything coming from any paid hooker.

[b5blue]

Can someone photoshop Tiger working off the back of a garbage truck so I can get a visual of our "blasian" buddy babe magnet all humble? 

[nh_mopar_fan]

Has this been posted already?

Very funny.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/tiger-woods-accident/1182383/

[SeattleCharger]

Has this been posted already?

Very funny.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/tiger-woods-accident/1182383/

            tiger's wife -> <- tiger
                                   

[Steve P.]

Hell, his publicist will spin the crap out of this and he'll be everyone's hero again..    I think I heard that Tiger was blaming this all on his golf pro due to him teaching him how to SWING........  I think he forgot to teach his wife... 

[skip68]

This goes to show you that the family that plays together, stays together.  If you swing alone, you will be alone.   

[Johnny SixPack]

And now, for the fool who has everything...

click pic for link

[moparstuart]

 this is a great game        7 under and only one got through the first time   LOL



      http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709

[SeattleCharger]

this is a great game        7 under and only one got through the first time   LOL

             http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709
     

that is awesome, heh,   par on first try, one got through,      

      7 under   ,  you could be Tiger's PR man