Drag Racing Slogans,,,,lol

[R2]

Feel free to add some if you have them........these are some racing sayings,,,or slogans i came across,,,




"I'll bring the whoopin, you bring the AZZ"


Drag Racing: Because Basketball, Golf, Football, Baseball, & Bowling take only one ball!

Snappin' Necks and Cashin' Checks.

If you can turn you aren't going fast enough

You lift you loose

If it ain't broke, make another pass

2. "Everything was fine until I left and then I ran out of talent!"

3. "Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing

You never get out of the trottle unless you see the timing tower

23. "I know that son-of-a-beeotch is cheatin! Cause, I'm cheatin and he beat me


26. "It wasn't a bad run, but after the third flip, I lost control...."

27. "I didn't want my Mom to know I was drag racing for 20 years so I told her I was in prison

Drive it like you stole it.

Just cause its smokin dont mean its broken!!

I live with fear everyday and sometimes she lets me race


If you're upside down and on fire, you went too fast. If you are not upside down and on fire, you didn't go fast enough

My drinking team has a Racing Problem

There is no such thing as to much horsepower. There is only a lack of traction

RACECAR SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RACECAR

"Run what you brung, hope you brought enough"

"Like my new license plate? cause you'll get a good look at it"

[mopar_nut_440_6]

When I first started racing there was an older gentleman, I am using gentlemen loosely, and he had a bumper sticker which read:

Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill!

He did win a lot too! He was a professional sand bagger!!

[Cooter]

See Signature..........

[mauve66]

get real, get mopar or go home

go big or go home

if you didn't bring enough motor there's always nitrous

[mopar_nut_440_6]

If it don't go, chrome it!

[G-man]

Do you feel lucky? Well... do ya? 

[Lennard]

My fuel pump is louder than your Prius.
My startermotor creates more torque than your Honda.
My Charger is a hybrid car, it burns gas and rubber.
Only milk comes in 2 liters.

[Cooter]

"Can't run with the Big Dog's, Leave it on the trailer"   

[BBKNARF]

Cubes are for racing liters are for drinking,  Nitrous is nice but I'd rather be blown,  Snooze... you'll loose,  I'd rather eat worms then drive a Chevy

[mikesbbody]

The only one I know "When the flag drops, the Bullshit stops" so true...

[Ghoste]

Ditch the bitch, let's go racing.
And similar to one of the other ones above- Racing is life, the rest is just waiting.

[Lennard]

[MoparSam]

Seen a bumper sticker on a 67 Coronet drag car at a mopar show a few years ago that read "Speed Kills, Drive a Ford Live Forever"

[tan top]

The only one I know "When the flag drops, the Bullshit stops" so true...

yeah heard that !!  thats a good one  !  the other one i know is   run what ya brung & hope you brung enough  !
nother is  !!   better to spin em !  than bog

[lisiecki1]

Move
Over
People
Are
Racing

[Road Dog]

If your wheels ain't spinn'n you ain't got no traction!  a quote by Yale Carborough.

[Cooter]

It takes a SBC 350 to start a Mopar 440....

[Cooter]

1/4 Mile ......Delivered in 10 seconds or less....

[1BAD68]

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"

[tan top]

It takes a SBC 350 to start a Mopar 440....

haha that a good one