Humorous view of the economy

[Spike]

 The economy is so bad, I
got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid
behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50
Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And,
finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

[Khyron]

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50
Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And,
finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[FlatbackFanatic]

 

[69rtse4spd]

Got a future driving truck, would that be long haul or short haul. Whats it pay (30 virgins).  

[Tilar]

Got a future driving truck, would that be long haul or short haul. Whats it pay (30 virgins).  

They're gonna be surprised when they get there and find out it's not virgins, but Virginians. 

[Charger440RDN]

 

[mopar73]

OMG that was spot on.  LMAO

[jaak]

Good stuff! 

Jason

[Brock Samson]

 

thanks 4 that!