Little Johnny

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Little Johnny was sitting in class one Friday afternoon. The children had completed their studies in record time, so the teacher decided to play a little game as a reward for her students good work. Class, she said, I have decided to quiz you on famous quotations by different people throughout history. If you can answer correctly you may go home early as a reward. Little Johnny could hardly contain himself and was eager to answer the questions. First question the teacher asked was who said" I have a dream"? Little Johnny quickly raised his hand, but the teacher called on a girl in the front who answered Martin Luther King. Very good, Kathy you may leave now said the teacher. Question #2 Who said "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country". Again Little Johnny immediately raised his hand, but again the teacher called on a little girl in the second row who correctly answered John F Kennedy.You may go home now, Lisa. Little Johnny was not happy, but thought that maybe he would get to answer next. Question# 3 Who said "Four score and seven years ago" Little Johnny's hand shot up quickly but unfortunately the teacher again called on yet another girl in front of him who answered Abraham Lincoln. Very good Suzie, have a nice weekend said the teacher. Little Johnny was really mad and blurted out " I wish those little bitches would just shut up!" The teacher had been looking down and had not seen who said it, and immediately demanded "Who said that!?" and Little Johnny, not missing a beat threw up his hand and then said "Tiger Woods! See ya Monday, Teach!