Jack Shit

[waroc]

  for quite some time now, may of us wondered, who is Jack Shit ? we find ourselves at a loss when someone says " you don't know Jack Shit". well. thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way......Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit and O Shit. They are the owners of Knee Deep n Shit Inc. At the age of 19 Jack Shit married his high school sweetheart Noe Duh and she became Noe Shit. they in turn had 6 children....Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit And Dip Shit. Deep Shit married a girl named Dumb Ass and she becme Dumb Ass Shit. She was a high School dropout....... after 25 years of marriage, Jack Shit and Noe Shit got a divorce and Noe married and man named Ted Sherlok. She Became Noe Shit Sherlock. meanwhile Dip Shit Married a girl named Lotsa Fun and she became Lotsa Shit. they had a child with a rather nervous disposition, his name was Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit Married the Happens brothers. The newspaper said everyone was invited to the Shit Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled around the world and returned home with an italian bride named Pisa Crap and she became Pisa Shit.  So from now on, if anyone tells you, you don"t know Jack Shit. tell them to piss up a rope !   

[skip68]

LMAO!!!!! love it!!!!! 

Mrs.Skip68

[tan top]

thats  some funny stuff   

[Cooter]

THAT is funny!

[A383Wing]

Too funny 

[green69rt]

Yeap, got the T-shirt.

[Steve P.]

That's CLASSIC.....