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The real take on Tiger Woods

Started by b5blue, November 30, 2009, 06:49:53 PM

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b5blue

November 30, 2009, 06:49:53 PM
Did anyone else see Wanda Sykes take on Tiger's accident outside his home last week? Here is her idea: There was a affair posted in the Enquirer that Tiger was seeing someone on the side. That lead to a late nite fight between he and wife, she popped him one in the mouth. He said screw this I'm outta hear and jumped into his SUV. Backing out he realizes he's bleeding, gets distracted and smacks into the fire hydrant. She runs out screaming waving a 9 iron behind him and whacks the back window as he is trying to pull off the hydrant. He guns it and smacks into the tree. Now he's spent 4 days trying to come up with a different story that still fits the facts.  :smilielol:       

68X426

#1
November 30, 2009, 07:40:51 PM
Yes. He screwed up.

Now let's move on to the next "world's greatest problem of the last 10 minutes".  :brickwall:


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ACUDANUT

#2
November 30, 2009, 07:42:27 PM
I could care a less about Him. His trophy wife is another story.

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#3
November 30, 2009, 09:04:55 PM
Quote from: ACUDANUT on November 30, 2009, 07:42:27 PM
I could care a less about Him. His trophy wife is another story.

No it's simply "interracial love" :)
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#4
November 30, 2009, 09:55:48 PM
Eldrick needs to do a Kobe:  buy the wife a house to wear on her ring finger....

BigRed66

#5
November 30, 2009, 11:48:00 PM
According to a news report, Tiger allegedly told a buddy earlier in the day that he was on his way to Zale's to get a "Kobe special"...in case you forgot, that's a $4.3M, 8+ Carat Purple Diamond ring...sorry, there's no poonie in the world worth that, caught or not...

Would Zale's (in California, maybe?) even have a ring like that?  :shruggy:
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Smokey Bear

#6
December 01, 2009, 12:18:31 AM
Who's Tiger Woods? Does he own a Charger?

Rolling_Thunder

#7
December 01, 2009, 12:36:27 AM
Quote from: BigRed66 on November 30, 2009, 11:48:00 PM
Would Zale's (in California, maybe?) even have a ring like that?  :shruggy:

It would have to be ordered...    :2thumbs:
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PocketThunder

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December 01, 2009, 09:59:51 AM
Quote from: ACUDANUT on November 30, 2009, 07:42:27 PM
I could care a less about Him. His trophy wife is another story.

Which goes to prove this old saying is correct once again:  "No matter how hot some chick is, some guy out there is tired of banging her"

Just for the record, i dont think i would ever be tired of banging her..

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#10
December 01, 2009, 10:02:07 AM
Who cares
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Old Moparz

#11
December 01, 2009, 04:08:41 PM
I hate golf.
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hemigeno

#12
December 01, 2009, 05:50:35 PM
Quote from: Old Moparz on December 01, 2009, 04:08:41 PM
I hate golf.

Cow pasture pool?

Or as Harry Truman once said, "A good walk - spoiled..."  ??

moparstuart

#13
December 01, 2009, 05:54:08 PM
Quote from: hemigeno on December 01, 2009, 05:50:35 PM
Quote from: Old Moparz on December 01, 2009, 04:08:41 PM
I hate golf.

Cow pasture pool?

Or as Harry Truman once said, "A good walk - spoiled..."  ??


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#14
December 01, 2009, 10:53:12 PM
most boring to watch
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#15
December 02, 2009, 12:42:06 AM
WHAT?!!? Thats great nap time when on tv. Calm, quiet crowds, quiet announcers! GREAT TIME!!


No seriously, I hate golf too....

Ghoste

#16
December 02, 2009, 12:48:17 AM
I like Swedish bikini models. :drool5:

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#17
December 02, 2009, 01:30:19 AM
She looks so innocent but she beat the hell out of Tiger with that golf club  :smilielol: :smilielol: :rofl: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned :flame: :flame: :flame:

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#18
December 02, 2009, 04:09:16 AM
I would rather find out were my 9/16 deep well socket is.
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#19
December 02, 2009, 04:13:47 AM
Quote from: BB1 on December 01, 2009, 10:02:07 AM
Who cares

EXACT thing I thought when I saw the thread.
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b5blue

#20
December 02, 2009, 08:30:18 AM
And yet you felt strangely compelled to read it anyway......I had hoped by now (knowing you guys) every known photo of Tigers cute wife would be posted.  :nana:

PocketThunder

#21
December 02, 2009, 10:05:01 AM
Quote from: b5blue on December 02, 2009, 08:30:18 AM
And yet you felt strangely compelled to read it anyway......I had hoped by now (knowing you guys) every known photo of Tigers cute wife would be posted.  :nana:

and whose the only one that stepped up?  thats right...  :yesnod:   :yesnod:    :coolgleamA:

Here is one of the side action that came forward today.
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

b5blue

#22
December 02, 2009, 10:19:42 AM
PROP'S to you! Now was she ever on the Swedish ski team?  :2thumbs:

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December 02, 2009, 11:03:45 AM
 ;)
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PocketThunder

#24
December 02, 2009, 11:20:49 AM
 :drool5:  on the left that is..   :yesnod:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."
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