A "Very Recent" Christmas Movie Classic

[Old Moparz]

A couple of Christmas(s) ago I was searching for some info on line about a Christmas movie I had never heard of, or saw before, & found something else by accident. I still haven't seen it, but this one is a home made movie done with almost no budget. Vendetta - A Christmas Story   I watched it at my office one time since we have high speed cable there, & I only have dial up at home. It was funny, but also because of the cheesy special effects. When I saw that you can get the movie for free, I sent an email to get one last year. Now all the guy wants is a few stamps to cover postage, but it's still worth it.

I have a copy of the DVD & it's "the director's cut" where he tells you about how he borrowed a video camera to make it. aslo asked people he knew to be in it that had cars so they could use them in the movie.     Send some postage & get a DVD, it's worth it.

http://www.vendettachristmas.com/


(Copied from the FAQ page)

Here are a few of the things you may be wondering before you see Vendetta.

What is Vendetta?
It's a 22 minute Christmas film in the tradition of your favorite 80's cop shows.   It's got everything you need to get in the holiday spirit; snowflakes falling, sleighbells ringing, bullets ricocheting... hey, what's Christmas without a little .45 caliber action?  

How can I experience Vendetta myself?
It's easy. Just download the video clips from this site and enjoy.   Each of the five clips is around 8MB, and each is easily worth it's weight in gold.



Is Vendetta really that good, & is it worth the download?
Absolutely.   To help put it in perspective, we have calculated some helpful comparisons.   You could download the first clip of Vendetta or:

• Half of the latest web browser
• 112 high quality pornographic images
• Most of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" in MP3
• Twelve copies of the Kenneth Starr Report
• The first chapter of the Ringo Starr Report (including illustrations)

But unlike any of these other options, only Vendetta will change your life from "ho-hum" to "wee!".   No offense Mr. Starky.

Do I need any special software?
You only need QuickTime 3 which you want anyway.   It's free, and all the cool stuff on the web that you've been looking for requires QuickTime 3.   Trust us.



Why did you use Quicktime 3?
Downloading (and installing) QuickTime 3 AND Vendetta will still take less time than downloading Vendetta in a standard format.   Plus it looks and sounds great.   If you don't believe us, go check out TROOPS, another awesome internet film that uses QuickTime 3.   Don't live in the dark ages!   Think Different!   Get QuickTime 3 now and join the revolution!!!   ...ahem.   Sorry.   There is no revolution.

Is Vendetta: A Christmas Story appropriate for Children?
Vendetta could probably get on Network TV, but these days that's not saying much.   Aside from a brief appearance by the "S" word, it's totally kosher...   as long as the kids don't mind seeing Santa Claus tote a gun.

Is Santa Real?
Yes.



Can I get a video copy?
Sure. Just email us at webmaster@vendettachristmas.com.   Currently we're able to do this free of charge.

Can I sue you?
Sure.   You can sue us for whatever you like.   I must admit that everyone involved with the production of Vendetta is pocket-lint broke.   The film cost about $100 to make, including video tapes.   If you feel that we have somehow violated your sales space with Vendetta, please feel free to have your head examined.   If that doesn't help, email us.[/color]

[Charger_Fan]

Moparz, I believe you've jumped the shark with that one. 

At least nobody can claim that you ain't open minded.

[Old Moparz]

It was funny.
It was free.
It made me laugh.

And.....

It was much better than that depressing Charlie Brown Christmas too.

[Drache]

The Norwood Police show up to check out reports of Santa Claus waving a gun around in an industrial park. We somehow avoid arrest.

[BigBlockSam]

i like the christmas story where the little kid gets the red ryder bee bee rifle. "you'll shoot your eye out"

[Doc74]

i like the christmas story where the little kid gets the red ryder bee bee rifle. "you'll shoot your eye out"

Little Ralphie.... 
That's about the best if not the best christmas movie I've ever seen.
Definitely a classic.
Remember the lamp...

[BigBlockSam]

the lamp was great. anytime i'm changing channels and i see that movie , i stop and see some of it

[MichaelRW]

The leg lamp was fra-gee-lay. That must be french. No, honey it's fragile. .

[Charger_Fan]

I agree, that's a great show!

[Old Moparz]

That's the movie I was originally hunting for when I found Vendetta. Still haven't seen it yet, but maybe it'll be on soon.

[Lowprofile]

IT will be on TBS Starting on Christmas Eve and running for 24 hrs!

[nh_mopar_fan]

Christmas Story is great.

"My father worked in profanity the way that some artists work with paint..."

Bad Santa is another great one.

"Damn midget, that's some mouth you got on you!"
"This mouth was on your wife last night!"

Rolling!