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An Old Man's Woes

Started by waroc, November 17, 2009, 03:31:06 PM

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waroc

 :METAL:  An sad, old man sitting was sitting on a park bench when along came a police officer.
The officer asked the old man why he was so upset. The old man replied, "Every morning I wake up with a wonderful 20 year old blonde. She cooks great meals including sausage, and bacon and everything I love. Then we make passionate love in bed. Afterwards, she gives me a bath, with handdrawn hot water, cooks me lunch and followed by more passionate love. In the evening, we'll have top the day off with a fantastic diner and yet more wonderful love. The police officer gets a puzzled look on his face and asks, "Well, what seems to be the problem?"
The old man replied with a sad look on his face, "I can't remember where I live!"  :punkrocka:
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PocketThunder

Hell i'd never leave the house!!!!!!!!!   :o
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Steve P.

Ok, I've never been THAT bad.....   :lol:
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