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Winning Awards

Started by Lowprofile, October 21, 2009, 03:12:30 PM

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John was in the fertilized egg business.


He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten
roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot
and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by
just listening to the bells.

John's favourite rooster, Hussein, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed Hussein's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
chasing pullets,

bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could
run for cover.

To John's amazement, Hussein had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of Hussein, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded Hussein the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Hussein was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most
highly coveted awards on our planet by being the
best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they
weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible  :D
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PocketThunder

Yes, that was actully funny.   :yesnod:
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its good, but it has been around for each election (substitute name for whomever you dislike in the election)
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BigRed66

HOLY F@#K, that's awesome!! One of those "waaaiiiit for it...." jokes...love it! Thanks.
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