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Started by Lowprofile, September 27, 2009, 02:07:30 AM

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Lowprofile

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later
and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we
get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Porsche or
X-Type Jag in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is
yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe
on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies. ::) :rotz: :D
"Its better to live one day as a Lion than a Lifetime as a Lamb".

      "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and will to carry on."

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1970 Dodge Charger R/T
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Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



waroc

 :METAL: THAT IS SUPER FUNNY !!! :smilielol:  :smilielol:  :smilielol:  :smilielol: :punkrocka:
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Steve P.

I just sent that one to my wife...   Hahaha........
Steve P.
Holiday, Florida

oldschool

1968 cuda formula S bb 4-sp                          1968 Charger R/T 500" 4-sp
1970 Charger 580" 4-sp
1970 Cuda Convertible 500" 4-sp
1970 Cuda Convertible 500" 4-sp
TOO MUCH HORSEPOWER, IS ALMOST ENOUGH!

Armudster

 Now he had the hardest thing done, he just cleaned the path for constant threeways  :D