A Double Dose

[Steve P.]

A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.



'Why not?' asked the man.

'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

'But I need it really bad,' said the man.

'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can you see why I have to have a double dose?'



The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'



On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'



The man said, 'No one showed up.     

[1972Rallye]

Thanks... you made coffee come out my nose!

[CB]

 

[PocketThunder]

right arm in a sling!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oldschool]

i would have both arms in a sling,because i switch hands......