Need some advice

[GL#10]

Hey  Really need your advice . I suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating .The usual signs , phone rings ,if i answer the caller hangs up , going out with the girls alot .
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but i usually fall asleep . Anyway last night about midnight i hid in the barn behind the tractor when she came home , she got out of some ones car , she was buttoning her blouse and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on .
It was as this moment crouched behind the tractor i notice it ......a hairline crack in the manifold ... is that something i can fix or do i need to take it to a shop ??


K.c

[Just 6T9 CHGR]

Sounds to me like both your cracks need some welding shut....

[400/6/PAC]

Awww Man
I feel so bad for You.
Anything but the Manifold.

[b5blue]

I had both problems......the crack in the manifold I just left alone and it hasn't gotten any worse, the other problem I left and it's a good thing because it got allot worse!

[Tilar]

You can remedy both problems easily.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb2bMdH1iPY




I had the same problem with my last wife. I sent her packing. She left and her son stayed with me.

[Ghoste]

Ask your wife if her new boyfriend knows anything about welding cast iron.  It's a long shot but there's always the chance he may be able to help you.

[MoparManJim]

Ask your wife if her new boyfriend knows anything about welding cast iron.  It's a long shot but there's always the chance he may be able to help you.

Then she will probly ask, how did he know, then he can tell her about how he found the 2nd problem.   

Next time do the same thing get behind the tracktor and when they pull in and she gets out (like last time) just fall backwards and act like you just fell on your butt from working on the tracktor and was pulling on something trying to get the bolt to give alittle when it happen. Then yell to her what is she doing . Caught in the act kinda. 

My ex girlfriend was going with me and also going with a friend of mine that I haven't talk to in a long time and at the same time I didn't know it. When I went to see visit her she would be away up town seeing friends her mom would tell me as that is what she told her mom also. Then one day I was in town and caught both of them walking across the street holding hands  . That was it.

[451-74Charger]

Hey  Really need your advice .

It was as this moment crouched behind the tractor i notice it ......a hairline crack in the manifold ... is that something i can fix or do i need to take it to a shop ??


K.c

Not even Red Green can fix that with duct tape.

Seriously people this is a joke thread 

[Ghoste]

I think everyone knows that. (I think)

[hemi-hampton]

Is the Manifold Cast Iron or Aluminum. Might want to magnaflux it or Zeigilow first. LEON.

[Charger440RDN]

I think there is a much bigger problem here than a cracked manifold    

[Silver R/T]

lol that's a good one

[RD]

that is absolutely hilarious!!! thanks for the laugh

[ACUDANUT]

 I don't get it ? That's funny ??

[MoparManJim]

I don't get it ? That's funny ??

That would make two of us then, I took it serious. 

[69bronzeT5]

I don't get it ? That's funny ??

That would make two of us then, I took it serious. 

I think it was meant for "The Lighter Side" section...

[MoparManJim]

I don't get it ? That's funny ??

That would make two of us then, I took it serious. 

I think it was meant for "The Lighter Side" section...

You know, i was thinking fo that earlyier also but dang nag it, I fot got to mention that though  . Thanks for the reminder on that small part. 

[Tilar]

As I was reading it I took it serious because i've been there, but then I got to the last sentance and lost it.  But with the way he wrote it it could have been a combination of two problems, which is probably why so many recomended fixes for both cracks. 

[1969chargerrtse]

That was good, you got me. 

[GL#10]

Hey

You know i was going to drop it in the lighter side , but where is the fun in that , when you read the first couple of sentences , you do not expect the ending , my buddy sent it to me , i was like sh%t this is serious ,but got to the punchline and was crying my eyes out with laughter .

Funny stuff .

K.c

[PocketThunder]

I think we have the oil drip on the Harley version of this one in the Lighter side section.  I'll have to ask one of the mods over there.  That'd be Bob.  (Old Moparz)  or didnt he get promoted yet?