Ah, the Married Life

[Lowprofile]

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face.. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany ,
Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
know...they have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar..... You know.....there's swearing,
dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your
G*ddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are
Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, A**hole?'

So he stayed home...................and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story? 

[waroc]

  SO SWEET !!!!!! reminds me of my old ball and chain .......

[Ghoste]

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED TO ME!!!!

[Landonsrt]

Reminds me of my wife too. Without all the gifts! Just the swearing!

[chargergirl]

And this was funny...How?