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Started by TruckDriver, November 22, 2005, 10:35:33 PM

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November 22, 2005, 10:35:33 PM
Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.


That's gotta leave a mark


PETE

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Telvis

#1
November 22, 2005, 10:42:13 PM
OUCH!!!!!

golden73

#2
November 22, 2005, 11:04:28 PM
roasted nuts anyone?  :D

Johnny SixPack

#3
November 22, 2005, 11:08:28 PM
Cooked his weiner did they?   :nutkick:
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#4
November 22, 2005, 11:56:41 PM
 :smilielol:

Accidentally?  Suuure...

Silver R/T

#5
November 23, 2005, 01:48:57 AM
fag cops
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itsbacon

#6
November 23, 2005, 01:59:25 AM
punishment fits the crime. now that i think of it, that punishment fits lotsa crimes. heres to a job well done.

TheGhost

#7
November 23, 2005, 02:15:16 AM
Quote from: Silver R/T on November 23, 2005, 01:48:57 AM
fag cops

:rotz:


The guy got exactly what he deserved.
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Lowprofile

#8
November 23, 2005, 02:55:05 AM
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"   :D   F$#K him! If he wasn't out causing trouble, he would have never had his Family Jewels toasted.

Good Job Officer SureShot! :D
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bull

#9
November 23, 2005, 05:09:11 AM
Sounds like he needs to have them permanently attached and set to go off whenever he thinks about doing something so stupid and perverted again.

TruckDriver

#10
November 23, 2005, 07:28:05 AM
Quote from: Lowprofile on November 23, 2005, 02:55:05 AM
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"     :D

:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

DC_1

#11
November 23, 2005, 08:32:00 AM
he probably enjoyed it and will be purchasing one this weekend for home use

Charger_Fan

#12
November 23, 2005, 04:25:48 PM
Quote from: Sydmoe on November 23, 2005, 08:32:00 AM
he probably enjoyed it and will be purchasing one this weekend for home use
True! He's obviously a wacko in the first place, he probably got off on it. He probably likes to lift himself off the ground by his nipple rings & a come-along. :crazy:
With any luck, any future Jeremy J. Miljour's have been exterminated.  :boogie:


Hey Lowpro, I thought that was "Chester's nuts". ;D

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myk

#13
November 23, 2005, 06:05:43 PM
Quote from: Lowprofile on November 23, 2005, 02:55:05 AM
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"     :D     F$#K him! If he wasn't out causing trouble, he would have never had his Family Jewels toasted.

Good Job Officer SureShot! :D

Exactly.  If you act like an animal, violating laws that other civilized people live by, then you should be treated like an animal; as far as I'm concerned you HAVE no rights when you violate the freedoms, liberties and well being of others...
Hell, I loved the Rodney King incident, he got what he deserved too....
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Silver R/T

#14
November 24, 2005, 01:08:35 AM
Quote from: DodgeChargerGuy on November 23, 2005, 07:28:05 AM
Quote from: Lowprofile on November 23, 2005, 02:55:05 AM
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"═ ═:D

:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

lol I guess he got more decorations than he expected
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#15
November 24, 2005, 11:21:08 AM
Quote from: itsbacon on November 23, 2005, 01:59:25 AM
punishment fits the crime. now that i think of it, that punishment fits lotsa crimes. heres to a job well done.

Yup, GJ..... or as we say  "Good Game" now get in the cage....Boy

This ticket is only $69.00 ?  If I'd have known that I'd have been going FASTER !

CFMopar

#16
November 24, 2005, 11:36:27 AM
That will learn him  ;D
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Wakko

#17
November 24, 2005, 08:23:35 PM
I'd hate to have to pull THAT out!
Ian

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#18
November 24, 2005, 08:43:23 PM
Quote from: Wakko on November 24, 2005, 08:23:35 PM
I'd hate to have to pull THAT out!

  Those things go in your skin right?  Damn
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