THE AMISH ELEVATOR

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An Amish boy and his father were in a  mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two  shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together  again.

The boy asked,  "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator)  responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know  what it is."

While the  boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady
in a wheelchair  moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady  rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the boy and his  father watched the small circular numbers above the
walls light up  sequentially.

They  continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began  to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again  and a gorgeous  24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his  son............... "Go  get your mother."   

[mopar73]

We need more elevators like that