A Blonde In The Adult Shop

[Old Moparz]

The owner of an adult novelty shop decided that after 6 years of being in business & never having taken time off that he wanted a vacation. He trusts the younger sales clerk working for him & decides to leave him in charge while he's away. He tells him what he's doing, gives him the name & number of the hotel he'll be at, & takes off to enjoy a long needed rest.

The first day alone, a really huge woman walks in & asks the clerk for a really tiny dildo. He shows her the smallest one that was only half the size of her pinky finger, & she buys it. Later that morning, a very petite woman entered & asked the clerk for the biggest & most powerful dildo he's got. He showed her one that was almost as long as she was tall & she buys it. Later in the day, a blonde walks in & looks around. After a few minutes she points to the shelf & says she wants to buy the plaid dildo, so he sells it to her.

Right before closing, the shop owner calls from the hotel to see how the clerk & the shop are doing. The clerk answers & said "Everything is okay except that there were some odd sales today."

"What do you mean, odd sales" the owner asked.

The clerk replied, "Well, I sold this really tiny dildo to a really huge woman, I sold a really huge dildo to a really tiny woman, & I sold my thermos to a blonde woman."