The Almost Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care..............................

[Magnumcharger]

The Almost Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care..............................
   
While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my
sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure
you have heard the idea that if your a senior you need to suck it up and
give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of....
we simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any
medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc.
Lets take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world
very soon. So here is the solution: 

When you turn 70, get a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2
senators and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison,
where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the
health care you need!  New teeth? Great! Need glasses? No problem.
New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart?  Well, bring it on. And who will be
paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you
are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have
to pay any income tax!

I really think we have found a Perfect Solution!         

[Troy]

Funny and yet sad at the same time because it's true. Many retirement homes are about like prison any way so it's not a bad plan. Unless you're in Texas of course where executions are fast-tracked.

Troy

[Brock Samson]

Wow man that's deep.. 

[Khyron]

hmmmmm, that means I have about 40 years to test this theory.







Kidding, call off the black choppers!