Spanish Words Of The Day

[A383Wing]

Spanish words of the day.

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.

Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2 *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 

3.  *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder. 

4.  * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken*  *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing..

11.  *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

[moparnole]

Dude thats great!!!

[Brock Samson]

  excellent!