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How to scare your wife!

Started by Hemidog, May 26, 2009, 06:44:38 AM

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Hemidog

May 26, 2009, 06:44:38 AM

Just 6T9 CHGR

#1
May 26, 2009, 07:38:24 AM
That was funny as hell!!!   The only difference would have been my wife would have given me a backhand across the mouth :slap:
Chris' '69 Charger R/T

BB1

#2
May 26, 2009, 08:00:46 AM
What was it she was saying?   :shruggy:  :D
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Arkgl01

#3
May 26, 2009, 08:08:43 AM
I take my wife out in my Z06 corvette and do that.. she will scream the whole time and then curse me! Only got her in the car 2 times!  :smilielol:
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CB

#4
May 26, 2009, 08:32:20 AM
try making donuts with your lady the car!

don't blame me for the smell afterwards :lol:
1968 Dodge Coronet 500

bakerhillpins

#5
May 26, 2009, 08:42:48 AM
 :smilielol:

The smile on that guy's face is priceless! You can tell he enjoyed the hell out of that.  :yesnod:
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FlatbackFanatic

#6
May 26, 2009, 09:18:04 AM
 :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: My wife would of said is that all you got? Right after her swearing and hitting me!
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69*F5*SE

#7
May 26, 2009, 09:24:02 AM
That's a funny clip.   :smilielol:

Tilar

#8
May 26, 2009, 10:06:55 AM
Here's another one that is pretty funny, But it's not done with a car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjK_yFNIHHQ
Dave  

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69*F5*SE

#9
May 26, 2009, 10:28:30 AM
 :smilielol:  :smilielol:  :smilielol:  :smilielol:  :smilielol:  That was mean but, LMAO. 

c00nhunterjoe

#10
May 26, 2009, 02:37:47 PM
oh man that was priceless!! :smilielol:

1969chargerrtse

#11
May 26, 2009, 04:24:04 PM
Those are both great!   :hah:

I used to take my older sister out in the different Muscle cars I bought throughout the year and take her for a ride.  That first clip would describe the ride in my all original 69 440/6 4spd dana superbee while pulling out of her driveway sideways.  She grabbed the seat screaming all the way down the road.  ;D
This car was sold many years ago to somebody in Wisconsin. I now am retired and living in Florida.

jb666

#12
May 26, 2009, 05:15:12 PM
That's awesome!! My wife would have kicked my ass!!!!!!!

TUFCAT

#13
May 26, 2009, 06:21:41 PM
He should definately be taking the old lady for rides more often, that kind of torque should pull those extra pounds off in a hurry :smilielol: :smilielol:

(... shitting bricks is a great way tighten up the middle section) :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod:

400/6/PAC

#14
May 26, 2009, 06:38:42 PM
I wish that clip was longer. :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
That was funny.

Silver R/T

#15
May 26, 2009, 06:44:09 PM
you all guys must just Love your wives lol
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#16
May 26, 2009, 07:04:38 PM
 :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :2thumbs:

resq302

#17
May 26, 2009, 09:34:41 PM
Quote from: Tilar on May 26, 2009, 10:06:55 AM
Here's another one that is pretty funny, But it's not done with a car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjK_yFNIHHQ

I almost pissed my pants!
Brian
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#18
May 26, 2009, 09:45:45 PM
Quote from: bakerhillpins on May 26, 2009, 08:42:48 AM
:smilielol:

The smile on that guy's face is priceless! You can tell he enjoyed the hell out of that.  :yesnod:
:iagree:

BigBlockSam

#19
May 26, 2009, 10:47:34 PM
 :smilielol: :smilielol: :lol:
I won't be wronged, I wont be Insulted and I wont be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to others, and I require the same from them.

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Old Moparz

#20
May 27, 2009, 09:20:33 AM
Those are both funny.   :lol:

I have a video that's very similar of my wife & I from an amusement ride in Olde Towne in Kissimmee, Florida. I have to figure out how to get it on Youtube & post it. The ride is in a full scale funny car that goes from 0 to over 120 MPH in less than a couple of seconds. It's propelled by compressed air & glides along a rail, but you don't have much control since it's all automatic. You do control the launch & you can win the race baased on reaction time. They have an on board, dash mounted, camera, & record the run of the 2 occupants & their reactions. You get buckled in with a full harness & blast off down the track. The look on my wife's face was worth the $15 for the 15 second CD.  :smilielol:

Here's what the ride looks like..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qndpiVZLtno&feature=related

Inside view of the occupants..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFcGtx8LZlg&feature=related
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BigBlockSam

#21
May 27, 2009, 10:46:46 AM
that's a cool ride!


Quotetry making donuts with your lady the car!


i've done that . she screams all during it . then when i stop she looks at me and screams. MORE!
I won't be wronged, I wont be Insulted and I wont be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to others, and I require the same from them.

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Charger_Fan

#22
May 27, 2009, 01:57:44 PM
Those first two, are awesome!! :smilielol:
And I want to go on that funny car ride. :icon_smile_cool:

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Tilar

#23
May 27, 2009, 07:38:24 PM
That car ride really looks like fun.   :yesnod:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


jaak

#24
May 27, 2009, 08:09:31 PM
Great video, LMAO

A couple of weeks ago, after installing the new white interior in the 73, I went by my folks house. I took my Dad for a ride, I took it easy for the first couple of miles, then I turned on a back road.... I got on it, burning rubber and banging through the gears. He didn't have any kind of expression on his face or anything, he just looked at me and calmly said "If you don't want a brown streak on your new interior, you need to cut that shit out!" Man, he cracks me up.

Jason

mauve66

#25
May 27, 2009, 10:00:52 PM
she wasn't that scared, she didn't reach for the seatblets
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Shakey

#26
May 28, 2009, 08:19:18 PM
Quote from: TUFCAT on May 26, 2009, 06:21:41 PM
He should definately be taking the old lady for rides more often, that kind of torque should pull those extra pounds off in a hurry :smilielol: :smilielol:

(... shitting bricks is a great way tighten up the middle section) :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod:

I was thinking the same thing.  If they did wreck, I doubt she would have been hurt at all.

1970Moparmann

#27
May 30, 2009, 09:18:01 PM
Priceless!
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cpthowdy1369

#28
June 01, 2009, 08:10:28 PM
That's pretty much what my wife did when I took her for her first ride in the charger.  Thats just to damn funny.    That second vid was outright effin hilarious. :smilielol: :rofl: :smilielol:
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c00nhunterjoe

#29
June 21, 2009, 11:38:14 PM
just watched it again, still cracks me up

dodgecharger-fan

#30
June 22, 2009, 09:47:10 AM

b5blue

#31
June 22, 2009, 10:01:09 AM
You gotta try the one with subtitles...... :smilielol:..... :cheers:

BBKNARF

#32
June 22, 2009, 10:14:44 PM
 :smilielol: :lol: :hah: :smilielol: :lol: :hah: I tried that she wont get in the car with me anymore.  :smilielol:
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