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Funniest thing I've read in a while

Started by nh_mopar_fan, May 21, 2009, 09:35:44 AM

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Old Moparz

Damn that's a looooooong thread.   :smilielol:

I got to page 7 but will go back to read more later. This one comment really had me laughing......

POSTED BY: Son of Twat Waffle
Im stilll calling bullshit... Surely someone who rides our bikes that is this retarded would be dead already By the rare chance it is real I'm takin the motherfucker to the casino cuz he's the luckiest bastard ever to ride teh Gixxer
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PocketThunder

I made it thru page one. .  So he put NOS energy drink in his motorcycle gas tank to help it run better, is that the story?  Or is it a 78 page joke?

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Charger74

Quote from: PocketThunder on May 21, 2009, 10:09:39 AM
I made it thru page one. .  So he put NOS energy drink in his motorcycle gas tank to help it run better, is that the story?  Or is it a 78 page joke?



Nope, you are correct.  He put two full bottles of NOS energy drink into his tank.  Another epic fail thread seen around the world....

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justin1987

I knew that is what happened after reading his first post. What a dumbass.

teamroth

Holy shit, 76 pages. I am on a mission to read the whole thing. Dude, he really put energey drink in his gas tank, what a fuckin tool. Didn't he think that 3 dollars a piece for fuel additives was really cheap? OMFG, he should kill himself.
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mikepmcs

I laughed out loud when I got to this post.

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dang  .....  :smilielol:  , did you read that bit was it in the bull s**t  isle  :lol:
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dkn1997

I gotta say that I was in the convenience store the other day and was buying a red bull. the NOS junk was right there. I was checking out the bottle and really thought to myself that some Ahole was going to put this shit in his car....

that is too funny.  I don't think the original poster really grasps how funny it actually is.  I know it happened to him and it sucks, but you gotta laugh at yourself for that.
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Forza

I'm on page 24, I can't help clicking next! Just knowing there are people like this out there, alive, and probably breeding scares me.

Tilar

Quote from: Forza on May 24, 2009, 09:12:10 AM
Just knowing there are people like this out there, alive, and probably breeding scares me.

And they probably registered and voted in the last election!  :lol: Ok, Just couldn't resist.

Up to 96 pages now.
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KS71owner

122 pages !! :o

props to the guy for admitting this, he'll likely never live it down......

bakerhillpins

Priceless.  Though I am not wading through 122 pages..

I vote we add a new smiley. As I found it so appropriate!

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