$1000 and inch

[PocketThunder]

Moparstuart wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... something happened.The fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' 

'You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did -better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.  You can spend it all or spend some and keep the rest.'

It's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before,and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.'

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day.'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?'

'I have,' says the man.

'And has she helped you in making the decision?'


'Yes, she has,' says the man.


'And what is it?' asks the doctor.


'We're getting granite countertops.' 

[mauve66]

 

[General_01]

Sooooooo Paul, when are the countertops being delivered?

[PocketThunder]

Sooooooo Paul, when are the countertops being delivered?

I just put in new laminate this winter.  Besides, i would need $12,000 for replacement cost..   

[General_01]

Sooooooo Paul, when are the countertops being delivered?

I just put in new laminate this winter.  Besides, i would need $12,000 for replacement cost..