I'm a star...sorta

[Vainglory, Esq.]

As some of you know, I go to USC, which is THE place to go if you want to study film.  I happen to know a chick who's making a short film, and guess who her new leading man is?  We're actually shooting tomorrow, and I'm a last minute replacement because the honest-to-god acting student pulled out at the last minute...

...which brings me to the catch.  I'm playing a rapist.

But the good news is that the chick that I'm raping in the movie is a little hottie.

[6pkrunner]

I'm playing a rapist.

-Is this really a stretch of your acting abilities? Just kidding. Bet Spielberg or Lucas will be calling soon.

[Mefirst]

Is it porn? ..anyways, hope the movie turns out good..

[CB]

hehe good luck, Vain
Remeber us when you are making billions of dollars 

[69_500]

Good luck man.

I thought you were studying something else other than film? Or are you just saying that USC is the place to go if you want to study film?

[Recharger]

But the good news is that the chick that I'm raping in the movie is a little hottie.

There's something very disturbing about that sentence...

[Tom_440]

But the good news is that the chick that I'm raping in the movie is a little hottie.

There's something very disturbing about that sentence...

No kidding! Have "fun."

[Vainglory, Esq.]

1. It's not porn.

2. I definitely will have fun, since it's a date rape scene and she'll be "willing" for the first minute or two.

3. There certainly was something wrong with that sentence.

[Old Moparz]

Try not to get type cast, it'll follow you for the rest of your life. Look what happen to Gilligan.

[Charger_Fan]

Ya know...they say you can't rape the willing.



Make sure you actually slap her a few times, that will make the whole thing more believable.

[69_500]

Wiling for the first minute or two huh? Should it take longer than 2 minutes anyways? . 

[Charger4404spd]

Try not to get type cast, it'll follow you for the rest of your life. Look what happen to Gilligan.

LMAO

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Wiling for the first minute or two huh? Should it take longer than 2 minutes anyways? .  

It can't.  It's a short film.


And speaking of typecast, she's also doing another film where the guy turns gay in the end.  Think I'll turn that one down.....

[69_500]

Ah now see there was your chance to expend your acting abilities.

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Yeah, maybe next I can play a gay rapist.

Wanna do a movie?

[69_500]

Well I've got the camera's, and the editing software. So I'll run the camera, and do the editing, but if you can find another leading male yeah I'll shoot a movie.

[Old Moparz]

How about a movie made from a TV series? They seem to do that a lot in Hollywood these days.     You can try one that involves Vain as the Skipper trying to get a half Mexican Gilligan drunk, & takes him to Vegas while he's passed out. That might work.

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Well I've got the camera's, and the editing software. So I'll run the camera, and do the editing, but if you can find another leading male yeah I'll shoot a movie.

Um.   Dude.   I was kidding.

[BB1]

Don't get a hard on. 

[69_500]

Darn it there goes my idea to make money while I"m out of work. Guess I'll have to go get a job in the real world again.

[Ponch ®]

As some of you know, I go to USC, which is THE place to go if you want to study film.   I happen to know a chick who's making a short film, and guess who her new leading man is?   We're actually shooting tomorrow, and I'm a last minute replacement because the honest-to-god acting student pulled out at the last minute...

...which brings me to the catch.   I'm playing a rapist.

But the good news is that the chick that I'm raping in the movie is a little hottie.

nice! make sure you get a copy.

guess I'll painting the spoiler on my own tomorrow. 

[69bananabeast]

But the good news is that the chick that I'm raping in the movie is a little hottie.

There's something very disturbing about that sentence...

we all know the hottie is really Mojo in drag 

[BrianShaughnessy]

Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.   

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.   

[69_500]

Guess I might have to do a google search later on tonight.

[Tom_440]

Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

Dang!!! I went to UCSD!   Guess I graduated too soon - not.

[Ponch ®]

Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

To hell with school pr0n. I think I might have an in with the pros - I hung out with Ron Jeremy the other night.

[PocketThunder]

Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

To hell with school pr0n. I think I might have an in with the pros - I hung out with Ron Jeremy the other night.

What do you mean by Hung out?

[Ponch ®]

Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

To hell with school pr0n. I think I might have an in with the pros - I hung out with Ron Jeremy the other night.

What do you mean by Hung out?

you're a sick individual...

I convived with Mr. Jeremy at an establishment that serves spirits.

[PocketThunder]

Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

To hell with school pr0n. I think I might have an in with the pros - I hung out with Ron Jeremy the other night.

What do you mean by Hung out?

you're a sick individual...

I convived with Mr. Jeremy at an establishment that serves spirits.

Ya know, i was wondering,   have you seen this? EDIT (i hope i dont get my hand slapped from the mod gods..)

EDIT: I took it out. better to be safe than sorry..

[Ponch ®]

Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

To hell with school pr0n. I think I might have an in with the pros - I hung out with Ron Jeremy the other night.

What do you mean by Hung out?

you're a sick individual...

I convived with Mr. Jeremy at an establishment that serves spirits.

Ya know, i was wondering,   have you seen this? EDIT (i hope i dont get my hand slapped from the mod gods..)

EDIT: I took it out. better to be safe than sorry..

shoot me a PM, son.

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Okay, so the rape went well.

Funny story - it's just a student film so it's only us two actors, the camera and director, and we're still at the part where she's "willing" and we're on the couch, she's got her shirt unbuttoned, and we hear this knock on the door.  The postman shows up to have us sign for a package.  As soon as he leaves I turn to the girl I'm on the couch with and go:

"You do realize what this looks like, right?"

But it gets better - five minutes later the postman comes back and asks us to sign for a package for the neighbor.  I guess he wanted to see how we were "getting along."

[Old Moparz]

Okay, so the rape went well.

Congrats!

[Johnny SixPack]

Okay, so the rape went well.

Congrats!

Yeah!

Right?

Yeah!

[ChargerBill]

You just gave me a great idea for my next novel.... 

[BB1]

Another Peter North in the making. 

[cudaken]

It can't.   It's a short film.

Humm   Vainglory, is that why they picked you?

                                                                Cuda Ken

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Your wife's been telling stories about me again, hasn't she?

Okay, I'm sorry for that.

[Lowprofile]

Ron is the "King" of hogging in the porn industry!

[Spartan]

Egads!!! its the hedgehog...NNnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Isn't it a right of passage in the porn industry that all the chicks have to do at least one movie with "the hog", harry back and all... Scarry thing is, he is almost mainstream

[Blusmbl]

So did you get her number?

Nick
"hello?  I was the guy who raped you on film last week, how's it goin?"

[Darkness]

Congrats on the short rape movie. Do you have pics or video to email us?   

[69_500]

Hey Blusmbl, what is with the "84 MALE Jeep" in your sig? Is that supposed to be a MAIL jeep as used by the postal service?


Oh yeah congrats on the finished product there vain. So how many takes did you guys have to do? I would have at least went for about 25-30 takes to make sure you got all the angles covered and with a good shot from every angle.

[Blusmbl]

Hey Blusmbl, what is with the "84 MALE Jeep" in your sig? Is that supposed to be a MAIL jeep as used by the postal service?

Yes, it's far more manly than a traditional Mail Jeep.

Nick
"I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind"