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Started by Vainglory, Esq., November 11, 2005, 08:35:41 AM

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Vainglory, Esq.

As some of you know, I go to USC, which is THE place to go if you want to study film.  I happen to know a chick who's making a short film, and guess who her new leading man is?  We're actually shooting tomorrow, and I'm a last minute replacement because the honest-to-god acting student pulled out at the last minute...

...which brings me to the catch.  I'm playing a rapist.

But the good news is that the chick that I'm raping in the movie is a little hottie. ;D :icon_smile_evil:

6pkrunner

Quote from: Vainglory on November 11, 2005, 08:35:41 AM
I'm playing a rapist.


-Is this really a stretch of your acting abilities? ;D Just kidding. Bet Spielberg or Lucas will be calling soon.

Mefirst

Is it porn? :scope: ..anyways, hope the movie turns out good..


CB

hehe good luck, Vain ;D
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69_500

Good luck man.

I thought you were studying something else other than film? Or are you just saying that USC is the place to go if you want to study film?

Recharger

Quote from: Vainglory on November 11, 2005, 08:35:41 AM
But the good news is that the chick that I'm raping in the movie is a little hottie. ;D :icon_smile_evil:

There's something very disturbing about that sentence... :smilielol:

Tom_440

Quote from: Recharger on November 11, 2005, 10:58:16 AM
Quote from: Vainglory on November 11, 2005, 08:35:41 AM
But the good news is that the chick that I'm raping in the movie is a little hottie. ;D :icon_smile_evil:

There's something very disturbing about that sentence... :smilielol:

No kidding! Have "fun."

Vainglory, Esq.

1. It's not porn.

2. I definitely will have fun, since it's a date rape scene and she'll be "willing" for the first minute or two.

3. There certainly was something wrong with that sentence. :icon_smile_big:

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Charger_Fan

Ya know...they say you can't rape the willing. :icon_smile_big:



Make sure you actually slap her a few times, that will make the whole thing more believable. :D

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69_500

Wiling for the first minute or two huh? Should it take longer than 2 minutes anyways? .  :icon_smile_shock:

Charger4404spd

Quote from: Old Moparz on November 11, 2005, 11:50:18 AM
Try not to get type cast, it'll follow you for the rest of your life. Look what happen to Gilligan.

LMAO :hah:

Vainglory, Esq.

Quote from: 69_500 on November 11, 2005, 01:23:59 PM
Wiling for the first minute or two huh? Should it take longer than 2 minutes anyways? .   :icon_smile_shock:

It can't.  It's a short film.


And speaking of typecast, she's also doing another film where the guy turns gay in the end.  Think I'll turn that one down.....

69_500

Ah now see there was your chance to expend your acting abilities.

Vainglory, Esq.

Yeah, maybe next I can play a gay rapist.

Wanna do a movie? :-*

69_500

Well I've got the camera's, and the editing software. So I'll run the camera, and do the editing, but if you can find another leading male yeah I'll shoot a movie.

Old Moparz

How about a movie made from a TV series? They seem to do that a lot in Hollywood these days.   ::)   You can try one that involves Vain as the Skipper trying to get a half Mexican Gilligan drunk, & takes him to Vegas while he's passed out. That might work.
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Vainglory, Esq.

QuoteWell I've got the camera's, and the editing software. So I'll run the camera, and do the editing, but if you can find another leading male yeah I'll shoot a movie.

Um.   Dude.   I was kidding. :P

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69_500

Darn it there goes my idea to make money while I"m out of work. Guess I'll have to go get a job in the real world again.



Ponch ®

Quote from: Vainglory on November 11, 2005, 08:35:41 AM
As some of you know, I go to USC, which is THE place to go if you want to study film.   I happen to know a chick who's making a short film, and guess who her new leading man is?   We're actually shooting tomorrow, and I'm a last minute replacement because the honest-to-god acting student pulled out at the last minute...

...which brings me to the catch.   I'm playing a rapist.

But the good news is that the chick that I'm raping in the movie is a little hottie. ;D :icon_smile_evil:

nice! make sure you get a copy.

guess I'll painting the spoiler on my own tomorrow.  ;D
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Quote from: Recharger on November 11, 2005, 10:58:16 AM
Quote from: Vainglory on November 11, 2005, 08:35:41 AM
But the good news is that the chick that I'm raping in the movie is a little hottie. ;D :icon_smile_evil:

There's something very disturbing about that sentence... :smilielol:

we all know the hottie is really Mojo in drag  :D
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Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.   

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.   
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69_500

Guess I might have to do a google search later on tonight.

Tom_440

Quote from: BrianShaughnessy on November 11, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     
Dang!!! I went to UCSD!   Guess I graduated too soon - not.

Ponch ®

Quote from: BrianShaughnessy on November 11, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

To hell with school pr0n. I think I might have an in with the pros - I hung out with Ron Jeremy the other night.
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Quote from: Ponch on November 11, 2005, 04:18:55 PM
Quote from: BrianShaughnessy on November 11, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

To hell with school pr0n. I think I might have an in with the pros - I hung out with Ron Jeremy the other night.

What do you mean by Hung out?
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Ponch ®

Quote from: PocketThunder on November 11, 2005, 04:34:45 PM
Quote from: Ponch on November 11, 2005, 04:18:55 PM
Quote from: BrianShaughnessy on November 11, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

To hell with school pr0n. I think I might have an in with the pros - I hung out with Ron Jeremy the other night.

What do you mean by Hung out?

you're a sick individual... ;D

I convived with Mr. Jeremy at an establishment that serves spirits.
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PocketThunder

Quote from: Ponch on November 11, 2005, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: PocketThunder on November 11, 2005, 04:34:45 PM
Quote from: Ponch on November 11, 2005, 04:18:55 PM
Quote from: BrianShaughnessy on November 11, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

To hell with school pr0n. I think I might have an in with the pros - I hung out with Ron Jeremy the other night.

What do you mean by Hung out?

you're a sick individual... ;D

I convived with Mr. Jeremy at an establishment that serves spirits.

Ya know, i was wondering,   have you seen this? EDIT (i hope i dont get my hand slapped from the mod gods..)

EDIT: I took it out. better to be safe than sorry..
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Ponch ®

Quote from: PocketThunder on November 11, 2005, 04:53:45 PM
Quote from: Ponch on November 11, 2005, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: PocketThunder on November 11, 2005, 04:34:45 PM
Quote from: Ponch on November 11, 2005, 04:18:55 PM
Quote from: BrianShaughnessy on November 11, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
Too bad you don't go to UC San Diego... they actually do student made porn movies there.     

No don't ask me for the link because I'll just tell ya to google it.     

To hell with school pr0n. I think I might have an in with the pros - I hung out with Ron Jeremy the other night.

What do you mean by Hung out?

you're a sick individual... ;D

I convived with Mr. Jeremy at an establishment that serves spirits.

Ya know, i was wondering,   have you seen this? EDIT (i hope i dont get my hand slapped from the mod gods..)

EDIT: I took it out. better to be safe than sorry..

shoot me a PM, son.
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Vainglory, Esq.

Okay, so the rape went well. :P

Funny story - it's just a student film so it's only us two actors, the camera and director, and we're still at the part where she's "willing" and we're on the couch, she's got her shirt unbuttoned, and we hear this knock on the door.  The postman shows up to have us sign for a package.  As soon as he leaves I turn to the girl I'm on the couch with and go:

"You do realize what this looks like, right?"

But it gets better - five minutes later the postman comes back and asks us to sign for a package for the neighbor.  I guess he wanted to see how we were "getting along."

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It can't.   It's a short film.
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Humm   Vainglory, is that why they picked you? :icon_smile_big:

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Vainglory, Esq.

Your wife's been telling stories about me again, hasn't she?

Okay, I'm sorry for that. :-X

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Ron is the "King" of hogging in the porn industry!
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Egads!!! its the hedgehog...NNnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Isn't it a right of passage in the porn industry that all the chicks have to do at least one movie with "the hog", harry back and all... Scarry thing is, he is almost mainstream :o :scared: :puke:
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So did you get her number?

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Darkness

Congrats on the short rape movie. Do you have pics or video to email us?  ;D 

69_500

Hey Blusmbl, what is with the "84 MALE Jeep" in your sig? Is that supposed to be a MAIL jeep as used by the postal service?


Oh yeah congrats on the finished product there vain. So how many takes did you guys have to do? I would have at least went for about 25-30 takes to make sure you got all the angles covered and with a good shot from every angle.

Blusmbl

Quote from: 69_500 on November 12, 2005, 10:53:59 PM
Hey Blusmbl, what is with the "84 MALE Jeep" in your sig? Is that supposed to be a MAIL jeep as used by the postal service?

Yes, it's far more manly than a traditional Mail Jeep. :D

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