You know you had to much to drink when?

[cudaken]

 You know you had to much to drink when you tell the truth to your wife. I am out of work right now and need to sell some toys. My wife and I where speaking about money or should I say lack of it. For what ever reason I cannot sell on E-bay just buy and done real well with that. To dumb, and Ebay sent me some sh-t I did not understand about why.

Anyway, daughter is going to help me list the GMC 6-71 Supercharger from intake to scoop Friday on E-bay. This is where I let the toung slip, told Sue I want a buy it now for $3200.00. She said "you dont have that much in it right"? I looked at her and said "No, I have $12,000.00 + in the 440 and Blower". Not a smart thing to do ever much less at this point in life. To say she looked piss is a understamemt but what the F--k, it was not her money! I was working 60 hours a week to bulid this motor for 3 years and no vaction time, cashed it in to bulid it.

Good thing the Audiophile grade stereo in the garage never came up. Makes the Blowen 440 sound cheap.

Old saying, want to know the truth, get a person drunk

                           Cam 2 Ken

[Shakey]

Correct - the only people who tell the truth are children and drunks.

When it comes to the Wife I usually go by - it is better to beg for forgivness than ask for permission!

[Vainglory, Esq.]

Wow.  You have a better story than me.

Personally, I know that I've had too much to drink when I start drinking at 7PM, then realize after going through 2 30 packs of beer with one other person that it's 8AM.  Welcome to this Tuesday night....

[Ponch ®]

You know you had to much to drink when...

a girl says to you "geez, it's hot in here", so you pick up your drink (on the rocks, of course), and pour it down her shirt....

[Johnny SixPack]

You know you had to much to drink when...

a girl says to you "geez, it's hot in here", so you pick up your drink (on the rocks, of course), and pour it down her shirt....

Nah, that's when you've had just enough.

Too much is when you miss and pour it down your own shirt.

[Charger_Fan]

You know you had to much to drink when...

a girl says to you "geez, it's hot in here", so you pick up your drink (on the rocks, of course), and pour it down her shirt....

Nah, that's when you've had just enough.

Too much is when you miss and pour it down your own shirt.

...or fall off the stool trying to reach the drink & take her down with you!

[Ponch ®]

Too much is when you miss and pour it down your own shirt.

or when you start showing a chick a 15 second video that you took on your cell phone of you getting a BJ from another chick...

[Johnny SixPack]

Too much is when you miss and pour it down your own shirt.

or when you start showing a chick a 15 second video that you took on your cell phone of you getting a BJ from another chick...

Only if it turns out that the girl in the vid is her post-operative brother.  

[Orange_Crush]

-A really hot girl you've never met before walks up to you in a bar with a HUGE drink in her hand and says: "Can you help me drink this, I can't finish it by myself." and you take the drink, gulp the WHOLE thing down and hand the glass back to her saying "Here you go." and walk away.

-After tipping over a cart at the hoity-toity country club golf course your friend invited you to (75,000 bucks initiation fee at the time), you proceed to piss in the cup on the 18th hole yelling "I GOT YER HOLE IN ONE RIGHT HERE!"

-You wake up with a pounding headacke and 240 pounds worth of chick named "Candy." Who tells everyone in your small southern college about her amazing night with you.

-Some unattractive chubby girl in a bar wants to play quarters with you and if she loses, she has to buy you a drink and if you lose, you have to nail her...you somehow agree to this thinking you'll kick her ass...you regret it the next morning.

-You threaten to kick the 230 pound kickboxing bouncer's ass...you lose.

-You steal a custom made beer tap from a keg at a fraternity party and walk out the door with it under your shirt thinking no one will notice...someone notices.

-You loudly boast to your friends at a restaurant about your conquest from the other night...when her did is sitting at the table behind you.

-You go hoggin'

[Brock Samson]

  friend of yours right?..

[6pkrunner]

....it was not her money! ...

-they all think it is always their money. Well when it gets to a sizeable amount anyway. Jeez to spill the beans on a $12K plus under-the-table buildup does take this week's "Rocket Ride to the Doghouse" for sure. congrats, and our sympathies also.

[PocketThunder]

....it was not her money! ...

-they all think it is always their money. Well when it gets to a sizeable amount anyway. Jeez to spill the beans on a $12K plus under-the-table buildup does take this week's "Rocket Ride to the Doghouse" for sure. congrats, and our sympathies also.

When i got married all my friends told me now remember "Your money is her money, and her money is her money"  Geez, were they right!

I get drunk and open my big mouth sometimes, i've only had to sleep on the couch a couple times in 5 years of marriage..

[Blown70]

Your married for 57 Days...  ( I will take the board record for that I am sure)

Someone suggests you pee in the parking lot as it is too far to go back into the Fridays to use a proper rest room.

You actually see the fat girl in the corner losing weight as the night goes on....(never mind)


Now as far as money that is why I will not be married again anytime soon, Learned the lesson the hard way.  SOME HOW no woman understands that big thing sticking out of the hood costs how much,,,,, yea that is right hun go buy some more make-up...

Tom

[PocketThunder]

Your married for 57 Days...   ( I will take the board record for that I am sure)

Tom

You serious Clark?  57 days and you got out?  Damn dude.....

My buddy at work called it off at the last minute.  His bride to be wanted to know exactly how much he was making and how often he got paid.  She told him how much of that he could have.  Thats all it took and he called it off.  I told him he got out at the right time.

[Blown70]

Very SERIOUS.... Same thing except she did a 180 after the I DO"S  Suddenly THINGS CHANGE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED.... I guess I look at what she got $$ in the divorce and is was a small price to pay in the long run,,,If I am that dumb again PRE NUPUTAL AGREEMENT....

However this was the most expensive CPO ( cost per orgasm) I have ever had....

Tom

[6pkrunner]

No better way to find out what a woman is really[/b] like until you put a ring on the finger.
And thankfully I have got a terrific one. But I have seen enough of the 180s for other guys to make you shake your head. All show when they were going out, the go after the wedding.

[hemihead]

When I met my exwife (lol) all we did was drink every night, never went on a regular date.I proposed drunk.Got married drunk.Then her whole personality changed and I sobered up.After 10 years i booted her out and told her if she came  after me for money I would hunt her and her boyfriend down and kill them.She never asked for a dime.Never again.The first 2 things women ask are: !- What do you do for a living?
2- How much money do you make?  Like that determines what kind of person you are.

[73dodge]

You start drinking in Norfolk Virginia in the morning and wake up Atlanta Georgia the next morning and cannot figure out how you ended up there in car that you don't own.

These next 2 are from my friends

You get roused from bed at 4am by a cop holding a flashlight in your face. He take you out to the driveway where you see your car is still running with the door open and the front end demolished. The cop then takes you up the street leading to your house and 10 cars parked along the curb all have driver side damage from you plowing into them while you were trying to make your way home earlier that night.


You fall asleep behind the wheel of your car while stopped at a Rail Road crossing and wake up to the sound of a  cop is pounding on your window. You find your car parked perpendicular across the railroad tracks 100 feet from any road intersection and a freight train stopped on the tracks behind the cop.

[gsmopar]

You actually see the fat girl in the corner losing weight as the night goes on....(never mind)

I thought you could "drink an ugly girl pretty, but you can't drink a fat one skinny!"

Damn guys!  Lots of horror stories here.  I got married in May and don't have any of these problems...

[PocketThunder]

I got married in May and don't have any of these problems...

Yet.   

[Orange_Crush]

I got married in May and don't have any of these problems...

Yet.     

I've been married seven years and never had a problem.

[andy74]

you have had to many beers when your working on your charger on a nice summer night,and your wife finds you sleeping on the creeper at 8 the next morning,been there once or twice

[Old Moparz]

You know you had to much to drink when?

Bringing the phone booth back to the party sounds like a doable plan because you have a truck & not a car.

Hitting the brakes to get your friend off the roof of the car who climbed out the window to get there at the last red light.

The garbage can full of something very heavy doesn't move & caves in the passenger door that was opened to hit it.

Your stomach screams at your brain to let it know the drink on it's way down is 2 drinks past the absolute last one you can manage without ejecting it, but the brain doesn't give a rat's ass.

You know your friend in the passenger seat can pass the pitcher to friend in the other car at 70 mph but you forget about what wind speed does.

Convincing someone at the party that the phone in the booth actually works & that they need change.

[Orange_Crush]

You know you had to much to drink when?


Your stomach screams at your brain to let it know the drink on it's way down is 2 drinks past the absolute last one you can manage without ejecting it, but the brain doesn't give a rat's ass.

Been there brother...been there.

[andy74]

You know you had to much to drink when?


Your stomach screams at your brain to let it know the drink on it's way down is 2 drinks past the absolute last one you can manage without ejecting it, but the brain doesn't give a rat's ass.

Been there brother...been there.

me too,last night