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APRIL FOOLS GUYS!!!!!  SORRY, IT HAD TO BE DONE!!!!  BUT YOU CAN ALL STILL SEND ME PARTS AND FUNDS IF YOU WANT!!! 
CHUCK


GOOD TO KNOW I'M LOVED HERE! (OR AT LEAST i "WAS"!!) 

[jb666]

From the first SENTENCE of this thread I knew it was BS, just knowing what a joker you are... But the story with the chase really did it for me... 

OJ couldn't lose the police, I doubt a couple of thieves in a bright orange car could 

Good one though, Ckuch!!!

[General_01]

Is that the guy? He looks like a real loser!!!!!

You guys suck!!!! I take my dancing banana back.

[wordslikebullets]

I think there should be a new law that is put into effect when a thief is caught.  The person that had the goods stolen from get to go to the home of the thief given a helmet, gloves, and a baseball bat.  The police take the thief in handcuffs there to watch as the Vic get to smash, break anything they want for one half hour as the thief sits right there.  If the person has no home then you get to find something of worth to them and take it or smash it in front of them

Also this person house gets a sign hung over the house for 2 yrs that says there is a thief living here along with a 2x2 inch tattoo of a T on their neck so that everyone knows not to trust him.  

I HATE THEIVES MORE THAN SATAN OR THAT BAND CREED

[dodgecharger-fan]

Wait til you guy's see this freak that was the mastermind of this.

Wow! You weren't kidding!

That guy's a real freak!!!!!

[tan top]

dang you had me     , thought at first it was a April fools , but then it sounded , too good to be a hoax , if you know what i mean , damn good one Chucky

[wordslikebullets]

I knew it too but I still hate THIEVES!!!!

[squeakfinder]

  

     THATS IT! You have just been put on my list....

[MoparManJim]

Wait til you guy's see this freak that was the mastermind of this.

Wow! You weren't kidding!

That guy's a real freak!!!!!

Yea, he's real,, real ugly.   

[General_01]

You better watch out for DaytonaRT/SE. I here LIARS are second on his list of people that need ass whoopin'.

[MoparManJim]

 

     THATS IT! You have just been put on my list....

What list would that be that he just got put on? The most wanted one or the hit one  

[TUFCAT]

YOU TOTALLY GOT ME MOFO!     HERE'S THE APRIL FOOLS JOKE  

I have the worst luck in the world.  Before anyone ask, the answer is yes I have insurance on it.  The Police just left and I am sitting here helpless.   I do have a camera and got video of 3 guys pushing my car away at 3:22 A.M. this morning.       At 11:37pm last night, a blue Chevy extra cab truck came past my house.  Then at 1:09 A.M. it came back and stopped across the street for 3 min. as two guys got out and had a smoke and then drove off again.   Then at 3:02 A.M. the truck came back with 3 guys in the bed.  They got out just up the street and came down to my house.  They got in my side garage door, opened the garage and pushed my car away.  They got to the truck and the truck followed them out.  That means there was 4 involved.  I gave this video to the police and am waiting.  The only good thing was I got a Lic. plate number from the truck.     Nevada plate  589VRU  I want to put this on youtube.  This car is everything to us.      I've worked so hard making it as good as it was just to have some ass$%#^ take it.  I am sick to my stomach     I can't believe that someone can hide a GENERAL LEE and not have someone notice.  I want to post a few pictures of the truck and post it here and any place I can.   I am going to the Police station after 4pm to get my video back.   They said I could have it back after 3:30.   I don't know what to do.  This was my dream car.     I want blood !       Chuck............

Thank's Marck.  Ya, some April fools.     I just fixed the tranny a few days ago and was driving it yesterday. The police think that I was followed but when I came in my gate I was alone, no cars came in behind me.  I just was thinking that my garage door opener is on the visor.   

Hi all! Lisa here..as far as the gate goes, not sure. Could of drove in after someone else, We also have a problem with LOTS of landscapers in this area. Chuck is not here right now. He took my gun, his cell phone, and is hunting the streets of Vegas! (Hope he doesn't shoot his toe off! ) Sorry I needed to laugh,.  ..................this really sucks!  The kids are really sad too! They loved that car!!! I'll try to keep you guys posted, as I get info. Thanks,
Lisa

How was the whole thing on video? 

We have a surveillance system.........Lisa

I'm back.  I can drive all day and it won't matter.  I just don't know where to look.     The car is gone and there is nothing I can do about it.     The camera's are day/night camera's and the kind the casino's use. I can zoom in on a quarter in my neighbors garage across the street 150 ft + away if I wanted.  Got to go.  The detective just called and is talking to Lisa, later.

OK,    The Police spotted my car in East Vegas and a chase started.  That was about an hour ago.  The chase only lasted a few blocks as my car was able to get away.     I know my car is fast but, HOW IN THE HELL CAN A GENERAL LEE GET AWAY FROM THE POLICE IN THE CITY ?     It's bright orange !!!!      The good news is that they got a guy that bailed out of my car and have the name and address of the driver.  That's all I know at this point.  The Detective said that he will be talking to the passenger they brought in after he gets off the phone with me.  He think's these guys are just out for a joy ride.      The plate on the truck came back stolen, go figure.    

   My car is in inpound and they caught the main guy that stole and drove my car.   Lisa and I met the Police at my car in North Las Vegas.  They wanted me to I.D. the one guy from the video.  We sat in the back of a Police car and they drove us up to my car where the ass*&%$ was in cuffs sitting on the ground in front of my car.  Lisa took a few pictures of this ass*&$% and we are going to post them.  I want everyone to see the jerk that was behind this ordeal.  There is some damage and drugs found in my car but at least it will be home soon.  Wait til you guy's see this freak that was the mastermind of this. pictures coming soon.   Thank's for all the support guys.       Chuck..........

The Police pushed the side of the car with the push bar up against the driver side door just to keep it from opening so the guy had to get out on the passenger side.   I will see more of it later because they did not let us out of the police car at the scene.   It looked like they must have backed into something because the rear is banged up too.     I will have Lisa post a picture as soon as she can.  She is still on the phone.      Chuck..........

I wish it was a joke.   

Lisa is going to post the pictures that we have now.  I can only hope that this idiot get's what's coming.    

[mauve66]

i haven't even met him yet and i knew better from the start, if you have video surveillance of the front of the house yur gonna have an alarm on the garage, a camera that is covering the approach to a house isn't gonna be clear enough on a wide angle to cover that approach to clearly see a license plate at an angle out in the street



oh yeah, that guy that did THIS, is really a freak

[Neal_J]

Chuck:

I mean this sincerely - you're a dick. 

I hope the bad karma catches up with you.

Neal

[jb666]

Chuck:

I mean this sincerely - you're a dick. 

I hope the bad karma catches up with you.

Neal

[GL0169]

HEY- WHEN SOMEONE STEALS IT NEXT WEEK DONT COME CRYING TO US - WE MOPAR PEOPLE DONT FORGET

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awesome thread.

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I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH IT HURTS.     Lisa was a part of this too.   The part about the camera's is true.  

[jb666]

All's I wanna know is how you got Chuck Norris to pose for a picture on your car? Forget the rest...

[Neal_J]

Hey Chuck, maybe next year you can top yourself with

MY WIFE WAS RAPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

or perhaps

MY KIDS WERE KIDNAPPED IN MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

That would be hysterical  

A priceless gem is your keen sense of humor, Chuck.



Neal

[NHCharger]

 

Troy, where's the "BAN HIM" smiley

[mauve66]

Troy, where's the "BAN HIM" smiley

do we need to start a poll to do this "politically correct"?  oh wait we drive mopars we aren't politically correct are we................. I 2nd the motion....................

[71ChallengeHer]

You guys suck.     Paybacks are hell. Just wait til Shelby and I come to Vegas      

[squeakfinder]

 

     THATS IT! You have just been put on my list....

What list would that be that he just got put on? The most wanted one or the hit one  

Oh no, no, no. Neither one of those. He made my Christmas card list, beecause he's such a likeable guy.   

[69charger2002]

Hey Chuck, maybe next year you can top yourself with

MY WIFE WAS RAPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

or perhaps

MY KIDS WERE KIDNAPPED IN MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

That would be hysterical  

A priceless gem is your keen sense of humor, Chuck.



Neal

damn neal tell him how you really feel!

on a side note i did say april fool's way back towards the beginning of this thread!