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Imigrants in Norway

Started by NorwayCharger, April 01, 2009, 08:20:38 AM

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NorwayCharger

A Somalian arrives in Bergen city as a new immigrant to Norway.
He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says:
"'Thank you Mr Norwegian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food  stamps, free medical care and free education!'
The man says: "'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani"

The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by.

"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Norway!"

This person says: "'I no Norwegian, me Polish"

He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says: "'Thank you for the wonderful things in Norway!"

This person puts up his hand and says: "'I am from India, I am not Norwegian!"

Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks: "Are you Norwegian?"
She says: "No, I am from Africa!"

Puzzled, he asks her: "Where are all the Norwegian people?"

The African lady checks her watch and says:
 
"Probably at work!"

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Charger_Fan

That's so odd, we have a strikingly similar problem here. :scratchchin: ;D

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)