April 1st

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The Night of April 1st
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   Will you please state your age?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   I am 71 years old.
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   Will you tell us, in your own words, what
> happened the night of April 1st?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   There I was, sitting there in my swing on
> my front porch on a warm spring evening,
>                   When a young man comes creeping up on the
> porch and sat down beside me.
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   Did you know him?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   No, but he sure was friendly.
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   What happened after he sat down?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   He started to rub my thigh.
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   Did you stop him?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   No, I didn't stop him.
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   Why not?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   It felt good. Nobody had done that since
> my Albert died some 30 years ago.
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   What happened next?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   He began to rub my breasts.
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   Did you stop him then?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   No, I did not stop him.
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   Why not?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   His rubbing made me feel all alive and
> excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   What happened next?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   Well, by then, I was feeling so
> 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take
> me, young man.
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>                   Take me now!'
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>                   Defense Attorney:
>                   Did he take you?
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>                   Little Old Lady:
>                   Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April
> Fool!' and ran off .
>                   And that's when I shot him
> ............ the little bastard.     

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 thats a good one 

[Charger_Fan]

Bumped for April 1st!

[richard pettys 73]

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE  

[oldschool]

THAT WAS GOOD 

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