Funny Tale's Of Car Show's Past

[Martian R/T]

I was reading the post car show rant and wondered how many funny story's everyone has about car shows they have attended, I tried a search but didn't Find anything, so please share your tale's of adventure and mayhem that make up the car show, oh and I will start with this.

This happened at my first car show with the Charger, I had entered the Charger at Logans Run in Logan Utah in the under construction class, I think it was 1990, this show is huge, so the show was letting out and I was sitting in the car waiting to move, I had the car running but the line of cars leaving was really long, so I shut it off and sat for a minute, restarted and tried to move again, still can't go, so shut it down once again, and I am sitting in the car talking to my Dad who is standing outside the car, when all of a sudden this old bag sticks her head in the window and is yelling at me about gassing her and her family out that are sitting behind the car with their POS Buick, now she could have been nice about it, but no she had to be a bitch about it, so I am sitting in the car stewing about the whole ordeal waiting for the traffic to clear, she waddles back and plants her self in her lawn chair still loudly bitching about my Charger, well traffic clears and I decide to go, well I hit the starter and the Charger rumbles to life, and I plant my foot to the floor rapping her to probably 6-7 grand, the original exhaust on the Charger had turn downs behind the valance, and my little brother and his girlfriend had been sitting behind the car most of the day, what I didn't know was they had been pulling grass and throwing it back and forth, so there was quite a bit of grass pieces laying on the ground behind the car, well when I rapped it up guess where all the grass went, right on the geezers and there car, my brother who was walking toward the car while all this was happening, said all he seen was the old lady leaning back in her chair holding her hat, getting grass blasted, so after that the husband gets up and starts walking toward my side of the car, my Dad still standing there, informs him that he better go sit back down because if I get out of the car, he will probably get his ass kicked, to which he turned around and sat back down, the daughter comes up and says something, to which I launch a couple of expletives, and she shuts up and goes away, the old bag didn't come back up, guess she had enough for one day, I wish that could have seen the show from the side, my brother and I still laugh about that day.