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Humans For Sale - How Much Are You Worth? (quiz)

Started by Old Moparz, February 24, 2009, 03:12:57 PM

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Old Moparz

February 24, 2009, 03:12:57 PM
Click on the link to see what you'd be worth if you were in stock & on a shelf somewhere at Humans 'R' Us. It has nothing to do with your assets & they don't ask for an email address, so don't worry about the IRS coming after you, or getting flooded with spam. It's just a goofy quiz for when you're bored.

http://www.humanforsale.com/quiz-results.asp?id=1902072

Mine:
You are worth exactly $1,966,630

               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

Manfred318

#1
February 24, 2009, 03:22:42 PM
Well lets see here:
You are worth exactly $1,114,000
Yay Me :2thumbs:

Current MoPars:
1968 Charger. 318 Out of commission:(
1975 Dart Swinger. 225 Pops daily ride.
1990 Dodge Ram. 360FI My daily ride.
2007 Magnum R/T. 5.7 Family wagon.

Ponch ®

#2
February 24, 2009, 03:33:42 PM
dayum...only $1.74 mil? :rotz:
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

lisiecki1

#3
February 24, 2009, 03:33:55 PM
You are worth exactly $2,089,706

Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes.

The average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 FPS.

http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,52527.0.html

moparstuart

#4
February 24, 2009, 03:38:22 PM
You are worth exactly $2,052,860    :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs:

GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE

Ponch ®

#5
February 24, 2009, 03:39:18 PM
Quote from: lisiecki1 on February 24, 2009, 03:33:55 PM
You are worth exactly $2,089,706



Quote from: moparstuart on February 24, 2009, 03:38:22 PM
You are worth exactly $2,052,860    :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs:




Im convinced that I should have lied in the penis size question like the rest of you.
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

jdiesel33

#6
February 24, 2009, 03:43:43 PM

Im convinced that I should have lied in the penis size question like the rest of you.
[/quote]


I had to lie, it only went up to 10!!!!
1968 Dodge Charger R/T
PP1,Black Hat, Black Stripes

moparstuart

#7
February 24, 2009, 03:44:39 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on February 24, 2009, 03:39:18 PM
Quote from: lisiecki1 on February 24, 2009, 03:33:55 PM
You are worth exactly $2,089,706



Quote from: moparstuart on February 24, 2009, 03:38:22 PM
You are worth exactly $2,052,860    :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs:


:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :hah: :hah: :nana:


Im convinced that I should have lied in the penis size question like the rest of you.
:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE

CB

#8
February 24, 2009, 03:48:35 PM
You are worth exactly $1,966,630

Wow same like Old Moparz, is that with or without the kidney stones removed :lol:
CB
1968 Dodge Coronet 500

skip68

#10
February 24, 2009, 04:07:16 PM
$1,940,040.   :shruggy:   My IQ test said 125.   :scratchchin:   Is that good or bad.  It doesn't tell you.  :shruggy:
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

PocketThunder

#11
February 24, 2009, 04:15:18 PM
Quote from: jdiesel33 on February 24, 2009, 03:43:43 PM

Im convinced that I should have lied in the penis size question like the rest of you.


I had to lie, it only went up to 10!!!!
[/quote]

It doesnt go up to 11!   :rofl:  :rofl:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

69bronzeT5

#12
February 24, 2009, 06:13:29 PM
$2,206,920 :cheers:
Feature Editor for Mopar Connection Magazine
http://moparconnectionmagazine.com/



1969 Charger: T5 Copper 383 Automatic
1970 Challenger R/T: FC7 Plum Crazy 440 Automatic
1970 GTO: Black 400 Ram Air III 4-Speed
1971 Charger Super Bee: GY3 Citron Yella 440 4-Speed
1972 Charger: FE5 Red 360 Automatic
1973 Charger Rallye: FY1 Top Banana 440 Automatic
1973 Plymouth Road Runner: FE5 Red 440 Automatic
1973 Plymouth Duster: FC7 Plum Crazy 318 Automatic

Just 6T9 CHGR

#13
February 24, 2009, 06:17:56 PM

You are worth exactly $2,365,834

and I told the truth!
Chris' '69 Charger R/T

Shakey

#14
February 24, 2009, 07:27:20 PM
I got $2,485,560 and I also told the truth.

I am guessing that is CAD funds.  :shruggy:

I got 146 on the IQ test that I was trying to do as my Wife was yelling at me from upstairs as she bathed the children to phone my Grandmother for her birthday! 

I have life insurance and however I don't think it pays that much! 

justin1987

#15
February 24, 2009, 08:03:45 PM
$2,120,502

Chad L. Magee

#16
February 24, 2009, 09:39:00 PM
$3,328,200, but I wanted a bit more :D.....
Ph.D. Metallocene Chemist......

Foreman72

#17
February 24, 2009, 10:02:10 PM
You are worth exactly $2,465,560

anyone wanna buy? i'll get the charger done in one day w that much $$ :smilielol:
Eric "Foreman"

Previous: 1972 Dodge Charger
Current: 2002 Volvo S60

"The steps of a man are ordered by the LORD, and He delights in his way. Though he fall, he shall not be utterly cast down; For the LORD upholds him with His hand.
=Psalm 37:23-24=
"But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven..."
=Matthew 6:19-21=
:pat

CB

#18
February 25, 2009, 06:01:51 AM
got a better quote today :lol:

You are worth exactly $3,939,190

Penis Size: 10 inches / IQ: 200

I must have a big head  :icon_smile_big:
1968 Dodge Coronet 500

RD

#19
February 25, 2009, 09:38:19 AM
You are worth exactly $2,967,686 based on an internet site

You are worth exactly $0 compared to your ex-wife

You caught your ex-wife going down on a girl in a "girls gone wild" video and emailed it to her parents: priceless
67 Plymouth Barracuda, 69 Plymouth Barracuda, 73 Charger SE, 75 D100, 80 Sno-Commander

BIRD67

#20
February 25, 2009, 02:51:42 PM
You are worth exactly $2,053,772
I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign. -Number 6, The Prisoner

R.I.P. Matthew Fraser 4/30/10

bordin34

#21
February 25, 2009, 02:58:21 PM
I'm worth $2.98 million

1973 SE Brougham Black 4̶0̶0̶  440 Auto.
1967 Coronet Black 440 Auto
1974 SE Brougham Blue 318 Auto- Sold to a guy in Croatia
1974 Valiant Green 318 Auto - Sold to a guy in Louisiana
Mahwah,NJ

John_Kunkel

#22
February 25, 2009, 05:04:39 PM

You are worth exactly $2,046,050.  Wait'll I tell my GF, she says I'm worthless.
Pardon me but my karma just ran over your dogma.

MoparManJim

#23
February 25, 2009, 05:43:20 PM
You are worth exactly $1,256,000

:o Man, more then I thought I was.  :shruggy: 

TheGhost

#24
February 25, 2009, 07:45:33 PM
$1,842,882


I think I'm gonna throw myself on Ebay...
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  Especially if they have access to the internet.

hemigeno

#25
February 25, 2009, 08:31:30 PM
Quote from: skip68 on February 24, 2009, 04:07:16 PM
My IQ test said 125.   :scratchchin:   Is that good or bad.  It doesn't tell you.  :shruggy:


If you have to ask, I think they take points away...   :P



$2,453,340 and I tried to be brutally honest.  Several categories got me zilch in added value, but I don't think I'll lose any sleep over that.

Mean 318

#26
February 25, 2009, 08:57:18 PM
$2,109,458...  ::) and i didnt even lie about the penis size! All me! lol

dkn1997

#27
February 25, 2009, 09:12:28 PM

You are worth exactly $2,130,444 and I'm probably the only one who told the truth about my penis size and the amount I indulge in porrn!!!
RECHRGED

Khyron

#28
February 25, 2009, 09:13:36 PM
Whats it mean when it says I have to pay them?


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General_01

#29
February 25, 2009, 11:39:09 PM
I am worth exactly $2,357,054.

I better not let the wife know. :smilielol:
1971 Dodge Charger Super Bee
496 stroker
4-speed

A383Wing

#30
February 26, 2009, 12:05:57 AM

According to my wife....not much....but I'll check it out anyway

I suck...guess all my cars are worth more than me

I am worth exactly $1,903,054 per the test

:scratchchin:

MoparManJim

#31
February 26, 2009, 01:17:15 AM
Quote from: dkn1997 on February 25, 2009, 09:12:28 PM

You are worth exactly $2,130,444 and I'm probably the only one who told the truth about my penis size and the amount I indulge in porrn!!!

Nea, I was honest about that myself, and look what I came in for! :smilielol: 

I think they took points off for those two things.  :-\ 

Rolling_Thunder

#33
February 27, 2009, 02:36:05 AM
You are worth exactly $2,349,846
1968 Dodge Charger - 6.1L Hemi / 6-speed / 3.55 Sure Grip

2013 Dodge Challenger R/T - 5.7L Hemi / 6-speed / 3.73 Limited Slip

1964 Dodge Polara 500 - 440 / 4-speed / 3.91 Sure Grip

1973 Dodge Challenger Rallye - 340 / A-518 / 3.23 Sure Grip

69 charger 500

#34
February 27, 2009, 02:59:59 AM
$1,590,044 i say good for unemployed softmore :coolgleamA:

triple_green

#35
February 28, 2009, 12:49:30 PM
$2,694,838...how come I'm broke then......
68 Charger 383 HP grandma car (the orignal 3X)

71bigblock

#36
February 28, 2009, 01:56:15 PM
Quote from: 69 charger 500 on February 27, 2009, 02:59:59 AM
$1,590,044 i say good for unemployed softmore :coolgleamA:


Maybe you could have done gooder if you could spell  "sophomore"   :cheers:

I was like 2.6 somethin...
1971 Dodge Challenger 383/727 #'s matching                 (oo׀===׀׀===׀oo)
1967 Dodge D200 5.7 HEMI/5 spd manual                         (o)≡≡≡≡≡≡(o)
2007 Dodge Magnum SXT                                              Oo (-+-) oO

472 R/T SE

#37
February 28, 2009, 07:32:03 PM
You are worth exactly $2,222,070
And 145 IQ.  There wasn't a correct number for my penis size.  :lol:

I imagine if they asked whether I could walk or get a hard on my price would be drastically cut.  Prolly end up in the hole with them sending me a bill.  :smilielol:

Old Moparz

#38
February 28, 2009, 10:56:17 PM
I wonder if anybody's value would be higher in a better economy?  :lol:
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

68charger383

#39
March 01, 2009, 12:16:24 AM
$2,321,850

I scored 23/25 on the am I dumb test.
1968 Charger 383(Sold)
2003 Dodge Viper SRT-10

rav440

#40
March 01, 2009, 06:05:07 AM
$1,374,042 ::)
1973 PLYMOUTH road runner GTX


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