Happy Birthday Mrs. Skip

squeakfinder · February 20, 2009, 04:09:35 PM

Hope its a good one.

moparstuart · February 20, 2009, 04:27:30 PM

mikesbbody · February 20, 2009, 04:29:20 PM

Happy Birthday

69bronzeT5 · February 20, 2009, 04:34:00 PM

Happy Birthday Lisa!!!!!

captnsim · February 20, 2009, 04:37:46 PM

CB · February 20, 2009, 04:51:49 PM

I know you like pussy cats so HAPPY BIRTHAY LISA!!! xxx from Christian

Dans 68 · February 20, 2009, 05:14:10 PM

Wow, where is Chuck to reply/add to this? Danger, Chuck Robinson! Is it true he is actually working today and can't be online? Anyhow, Happy Birthday to you, Lisa!!! You must be quite the Lady to put up with him.

I hope we get to meet and talk during MATS next month (hmm, that will probably happen as I will be sleeping on your living room floor...what's that? Chuck has not mentioned this to you?

)

I may get to come to the MATS after all as the wife and daughter will now be in sunny Pensacola Beach that whole week. Just have to fine tune the '68 for the trip and pull some cash out of my retirement account...will try to join the cruise from Barstow. So put me on the list as a probable, CB.

Dan

CB · February 20, 2009, 05:19:38 PM

Quote from: Dans 68 on February 20, 2009, 05:14:10 PM
Wow, where is Chuck to reply/add to this? Danger, Chuck Robinson! Is it true he is actually working today and can't be online? Anyhow, Happy Birthday to you, Lisa!!! You must be quite the Lady to put up with him. I hope we get to meet and talk during MATS next month (hmm, that will probably happen as I will be sleeping on your living room floor...what's that? Chuck has not mentioned this to you? )

I may get to come to the MATS after all as the wife and daughter will now be in sunny Pensacola Beach that whole week. Just have to fine tune the '68 for the trip and pull some cash out of my retirement account...will try to join the cruise from Barstow. So put me on the list as a probable, CB.

Dan

so excited to meet you Dan!
and

another 4-speed in the 'hood

skip68 · February 20, 2009, 05:32:23 PM

Thanks guys!

BTW: Dan you are more than welcome to stay here. (I already told Chuck that!) Although you'll have to watch out for that freaky Belgiun, ........he like's to spoon!!!!

Chuck is actually working on the car so we can go to my parents house tomorrow for a belated b-day b-b-q!!!

On another note: My 6 year old daughter woke me up this morning with two beautiful pictures she made for me and a whole "nickle!"

It was precious!!!

Cheers!!!

Lisa

CB · February 20, 2009, 05:43:47 PM

likes to spoon

Lisa, that's so cute she made that present!

(Are the two still fighting a lot?

)

skip68 · February 20, 2009, 05:50:38 PM

(Are the two still fighting a lot?

)
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Not more than any other brother and sister do,..... somewhere in there is love

It just takes a keen eye to spot it!!!

,...........

Lisa

Manfred318 · February 20, 2009, 06:21:24 PM

Hope you have a good one

400/6/PAC · February 20, 2009, 08:45:03 PM

Happy Birthday
Hope You have a great Day.

TUFCAT · February 20, 2009, 10:17:27 PM

If you hear something PURRING under the bed - don't worry (it's me)!!!!! Happy Birthday!

oldgold69 · February 20, 2009, 10:30:29 PM

happy bday don't burn the house down

General_01 · February 20, 2009, 10:45:46 PM

Happy Birthday. Hope it was a great one.

BTW: I still have many little gifts from my kids when they were little. I still have wooden blocks with pics of the girls stuck to them that say "Chip off the 'ole block". I keep them on top of the fridge and look at them daily. They made those about 6-7 years ago.

Mrs.Skip68 · February 20, 2009, 10:52:36 PM

Quote from: TUFCAT on February 20, 2009, 10:17:27 PM
If you hear something PURRING under the bed - don't worry (it's me)!!!!! Happy Birthday!

TUFFY: "Don't tease me!!! You naughty kitty!"

PURRRRRR!
Lisa

General-01: I have three tubs of "special stuff/projects" that my kids have made over the years! If there was a fire,........I'd grab those things before i'd grab a T.V., or computer!

I love the homemade presents! Thanks for the well wishes!
Lisa

Brock Samson · February 20, 2009, 10:57:22 PM

Dear Mrs Skip:
In honor of you finally making it to 21 years of age

I am revealing to you the secret operating manual for your continued marital bliss..
to wit:

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have noidea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but i t is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Mrs.Skip68 · February 20, 2009, 11:17:21 PM

Brock,.....Brock,.......Brock,,,,,,,,,,,...................

Just to let you know, I do know the MENS RULES, but,.............I have a secret!!!!! SSSShhhhh! Don't tell the rest of the class,...................................................................................A good and smart woman, can make a man "think" that a woman is obeying these rules,......... when in all actuality she is still in control!!!!!

If I can train Chuck I can train anybody!!!!!!

Thanks for the well wishes Brocky! (Especially the 21 thing!!!

) Hey are you getting rain tonight?

Lisa

71ChallengeHer · February 20, 2009, 11:45:42 PM

Happy Birthday, Lisa. I hope you have a wonderful day. I wish I could be there., cause we would have so much more fun without Chuck.

skip68 · February 21, 2009, 12:33:52 AM

Happy Birthday,

I love you.

Is the laundry done yet ?

Mr. Skip68.........

71ChallengeHer · February 21, 2009, 12:54:53 AM

Quote from: skip68 on February 21, 2009, 12:33:52 AM
Happy Birthday, I love you. Is the laundry done yet ? Mr. Skip68.........

I'm talking to your lovely wife on the phone. She says the 2nd load is done. Why aren't you folding it ?

skip68 · February 21, 2009, 01:01:31 AM

Dam women.

Don't talk to her too long Jackie, she has dishes to do.

CB · February 21, 2009, 03:16:11 AM

now this is all funny stuff to read at 9am on a Saturday morning!

at Brock's secret operating manual : soo true!

resq302 · February 21, 2009, 08:18:49 AM

Happy b-day.

squeakfinder · February 21, 2009, 04:41:37 PM

BWAHAHA

That one that Brock Posted

reminded me about the color my wife painted the carport and the house trim last summer. When she was doing it I said "What the Hell is that?" She said "its called Pecan Twist."

I said "But it looks like peach."

Ah crap

I'm not supposed to know what peach looks like either.

The70RT · February 21, 2009, 06:01:11 PM

Sorry I missed it

Happy B-Day

Just 6T9 CHGR · February 22, 2009, 05:45:44 PM

Happy belated one!

Lowprofile · February 23, 2009, 03:53:50 AM

Happy Birfday Mrs.Skip!

BrianShaughnessy · February 23, 2009, 07:36:32 AM

Hope you had a wonderful happy B-day!

firefighter3931 · February 23, 2009, 08:17:46 AM

Hi Lisa, happy belated b-day !

Ron

hemi68charger · February 23, 2009, 09:52:27 AM

Happy Belated Birthday !!!

TUFCAT · February 23, 2009, 11:09:11 AM

Quote from: Mrs.Skip68 on February 20, 2009, 10:52:36 PM
Quote from: TUFCAT on February 20, 2009, 10:17:27 PM
If you hear something PURRING under the bed - don't worry (it's me)!!!!! Happy Birthday!

TUFFY: "Don't tease me!!! You naughty kitty!"
PURRRRRR!
Lisa

The only reason I was under the bed purring, is because I heard Chuck come home, slam the door and yell "is the laundry done yet?

I almost lost 1 of my 9 lives!

Oh yeah, Lisa.....you may want to check under there. I think I shit myself

Old Moparz · February 23, 2009, 11:19:46 AM

Strippers & beer seemed out of place for some reason.

skip68 · February 23, 2009, 11:30:03 AM

The only reason I was under the bed purring, is because I heard Chuck come home, slam the door and yell "is the laundry done yet?

I almost lost 1 of my 9 lives!

Oh yeah, Lisa.....you may want to check under there. I think I shit myself

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That was you tuffy ?

That explains the extra 50 bucks on the dresser.

Thanks man, I got some new shoes with that $50.

Chuck.....

TUFCAT · February 23, 2009, 04:30:52 PM

Quote from: skip68 on February 23, 2009, 11:30:03 AM

The only reason I was under the bed purring, is because I heard Chuck come home, slam the door and yell "is the laundry done yet? I almost lost 1 of my 9 lives!
Oh yeah, Lisa.....you may want to check under there. I think I shit myself

That was you tuffy ? That explains the extra 50 bucks on the dresser. Thanks man, I got some new shoes with that $50. Chuck.....

You should've used it to professionally clean THE SHIT-STAINED CARPET

! You scared the hell out of me barging in like that!

moparstuart · February 23, 2009, 04:52:01 PM

Quote from: TUFCAT on February 23, 2009, 04:30:52 PM
Quote from: skip68 on February 23, 2009, 11:30:03 AM

The only reason I was under the bed purring, is because I heard Chuck come home, slam the door and yell "is the laundry done yet? I almost lost 1 of my 9 lives!
Oh yeah, Lisa.....you may want to check under there. I think I shit myself

That was you tuffy ? That explains the extra 50 bucks on the dresser. Thanks man, I got some new shoes with that $50. Chuck.....

You should've used it to professionally clean THE SHIT-STAINED CARPET ! You scared the hell out of me barging in like that!

HE WILL just make lisa clean it up , like his laundry

WingCharger · February 23, 2009, 05:05:54 PM

Happy Birthday.

$50 won't clean much carpet.

General_01 · February 23, 2009, 05:14:03 PM

So what did Chuck give you for your B-Day? (Besides a headache)

TUFCAT · February 23, 2009, 06:08:58 PM

Quote from: WingCharger on February 23, 2009, 05:05:54 PM
Happy Birthday.

$50 won't clean much carpet.

Yeah, I know....... aparently $50 bucks doesn't buy much fun in Vegas either!

skip68 · February 23, 2009, 06:10:27 PM

I took her for a ride in the Charger and we broke down a few (3) times.

We were heading out to her parents house for a BBQ. It's about a 110 mile trip so I guess this would be a good test in the car.

WRONG ! We got about 6-7 miles out of town when the car lost a cylinder. I pull over and mess with it dist. / carb and start going again. We get about 100 ft and it's worse. So I drive to the next place to turn around and check again only to find that a plug wire got a crack in it. So now we are heading back to town at 40mph or so on the shoulder. We get back home and The wife and kids get out. I find another wire that's long enough and everyone gets back in. It sounds a little better so we take off. We get down the street and I start to get on it and it's running on all 8 but popping.

I stop and check it and see nothing, so back to the house again. We get there, everyone back out and I figure that the plug is toast. It was so I put another one in, went down the road myself to test it and it was fine. Back to the house, everyone back in again, I'm nervous as hell but Lisa wanted to go in the GL so we take off again. We make it to the in-laws thank god and I'm shaking from stress of listening to every sound.

I calm down after a bit and start thinking, did I close the garage door ?

OH SHIT ! CB's Charger is in there and the keys are in the house and the door from the garage to the house is open too.

We live in a gated community now with armed guards thank god so I call the security and ask them to go by my house and see if my garage is open. It was so they went in, pushed the button and ran out.

That's how my day was. The car ran great in the end.

RECHRGD · February 23, 2009, 06:17:50 PM

Quote from: skip68 on February 23, 2009, 06:10:27 PM
I took her for a ride in the Charger and we broke down a few (3) times. We were heading out to her parents house for a BBQ. It's about a 110 mile trip so I guess this would be a good test in the car. WRONG ! We got about 6-7 miles out of town when the car lost a cylinder. I pull over and mess with it dist. / carb and start going again. We get about 100 ft and it's worse. So I drive to the next place to turn around and check again only to find that a plug wire got a crack in it. So now we are heading back to town at 40mph or so on the shoulder. We get back home and The wife and kids get out. I find another wire that's long enough and everyone gets back in. It sounds a little better so we take off. We get down the street and I start to get on it and it's running on all 8 but popping. I stop and check it and see nothing, so back to the house again. We get there, everyone back out and I figure that the plug is toast. It was so I put another one in, went down the road myself to test it and it was fine. Back to the house, everyone back in again, I'm nervous as hell but Lisa wanted to go in the GL so we take off again. We make it to the in-laws thank god and I'm shaking from stress of listening to every sound. I calm down after a bit and start thinking, did I close the garage door ? OH SHIT ! CB's Charger is in there and the keys are in the house and the door from the garage to the house is open too. We live in a gated community now with armed guards thank god so I call the security and ask them to go by my house and see if my garage is open. It was so they went in, pushed the button and ran out. That's how my day was. The car ran great in the end.

I hate it when that happens!

BTW how did they get back out of the garage without the safety on the door making it go back up?

Bob

skip68 · February 23, 2009, 06:21:15 PM

That was funny because as we were on the phone the guy kept tripping the door sensor on his way out. It took him about 4-5 times to get it. I have it set low about 6" off the floor so you just go fast and step over it.

General_01 · February 23, 2009, 07:27:01 PM

I just put a garage door opener on the third stall garage door. I hooked the sensors up and mounted them to the rafters up in the air. We only use that garage door to get one of the hotrods out, so I didn't want to have the eyes down low.

So, it looks like she got a ride in the GL for her B-Day and you got the headache.

TUFCAT · February 23, 2009, 07:42:24 PM

Quote from: General_01 on February 23, 2009, 07:27:01 PM

So, it looks like she got a ride in the GL for her B-Day and you got the headache.

That's not all......let's not forget about the shit stain TUFCAT left under the bed.

skip68 · February 23, 2009, 08:35:09 PM

She got some clothes and is going shopping for more. and a mop, some soap, ect.

skip68 · February 23, 2009, 09:31:38 PM

WOW!!!!!!!!!!

See what happens when I let Chuck use MY computer!!!!

Thanks to everyone for the great B-day wishes! It really meant alot!

Tuffy: You should probably check your shorts, as there was no Poo Poo on my floor!

Meow!

As far as presents go, I got some clothes from my parents, a headache from Chuck, and that's about it!

But it was a nice B-B-Q at my Dad's house!

Luv Ya guys!
Lisa

The70RT · February 23, 2009, 09:37:28 PM

Glad you guys had a great BBQ. You need to keep your catnip out from under the bed

My front garage doesn't have the sensors. The person that I bought the house from never installed them. Until last week I didn't think I needed them. The ole lady told me to get something out of the back of the van and I lifted the rear gate. The next thing I knew the door was coming down on the gate thus shutting me between the van and the gate.

It's a good thing there was a foot or so clearance and my legs are skinnier than my ass.

skip68 · February 23, 2009, 10:00:25 PM

Quote from: The70RT on February 23, 2009, 09:37:28 PM
Glad you guys had a great BBQ. You need to keep your catnip out from under the bed My front garage doesn't have the sensors. The person that I bought the house from never installed them. Until last week I didn't think I needed them. The ole lady told me to get something out of the back of the van and I lifted the rear gate. The next thing I knew the door was coming down on the gate thus shutting me between the van and the gate. It's a good thing there was a foot or so clearance and my legs are skinnier than my ass.

OUCH!!!!!

Hope your neighbor's didn't run out and point and laugh!!!!

LOL!

Lisa

The70RT · February 23, 2009, 10:03:14 PM

Quote from: skip68 on February 23, 2009, 10:00:25 PM
Quote from: The70RT on February 23, 2009, 09:37:28 PM
Glad you guys had a great BBQ. You need to keep your catnip out from under the bed My front garage doesn't have the sensors. The person that I bought the house from never installed them. Until last week I didn't think I needed them. The ole lady told me to get something out of the back of the van and I lifted the rear gate. The next thing I knew the door was coming down on the gate thus shutting me between the van and the gate. It's a good thing there was a foot or so clearance and my legs are skinnier than my ass.

OUCH!!!!! Hope your neighbor's didn't run out and point and laugh!!!! LOL!

Lisa

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